We’re confused. Just who is the ‘biggest selling female artist of all time’? Last week we were told it was Mariah. This week (it says here) it’s Madge. We think they should just get in the ring and slug it out themselves but let’s face it, that ain’t gonna happen. So, if current output is anything to go by our money’s on Mariah topping up her sales by the biggest margin and taking the title because no matter how many times we listen to 4 Minutes we just can’t bring ourselves to like it. Even the presence of Timbaland and JT can’t save it. It’s just a load of noise and we know Madonna can do soooo much better. Fingers crossed the album’s an improvement.