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xXx *ine xXx
Advanced Member
Ireland
3818 Posts |
 Posted - 19/01/2007 : 20:53:32
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| The other day, I was ith my friend, we saw some people running** Then my friends said, "Oh, my dad might be running"** After looking for him for about 15 minutes, she said "Wait, how would he be running? He's in Galway for the weekend" lol** Thing is, we live at the other side of the country lol** |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 19/01/2007 : 21:44:08
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At a party i had a drunken conversation with a friend about how i was convinced my mum was at the party as well, because i saw a car the same colour as hers.
Today my friend Nick said "If you think really really really hard about something, for your whole life, non-stop, will your children be born knowing it?" |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 19/01/2007 : 23:56:21
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by silver ribbons[/i]
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Today my friend Nick said "If you think really really really hard about something, for your whole life, non-stop, will your children be born knowing it?"
HAH... thats cute.
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From my friend Amy's party last night, I dont know what ti was, but everyoen was saying stupid things, and surprisingly, only Sophie was drunk.
Keep in mind, for some of these, with reference to the clothing, it was a toy themed dress up party.
*Drew is dressed as a toy soldier, army clothing, army helmet and a bandage on his arm, underneath he has red face-paint, its supposed to be an war wound*
Jacqui: Hey Drew, what are you supposed to be??'
Drew: I thought it was obvious
Jacqui: I dont get it
*Drew pretends to shoot Jacqui, and she see's his arm*
Jacqui: OH!! EMO DOLL!! YOU SLIT YOUR WRISTS!!
Me: Oh yeah, and in the clip for 'welcome to the black parade' theyre all wearing ARMY HELMETS
Dora: Hey Drew, cool costume... OH MY GOD!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR ARM??
Drew: What??
Dora: DID YOU SLIT YOUR WRISTS??
Drew: Guys, seriously, its bright red face paint, someone help me out here...
(By the way, the 'melways' are a big book that is a map of all the roads in Victoria)
Chris: Tell me a nationality and i'll tell you what suburb they live in
Deana: Umm... German
Chris: Dandenong
Me: Why??
Chris: See, it says right here in the melways *opens it* 'Dandenong, lots of Germans live here because when they migrated this is where the plane landed so they discided just to put houses in this spot'
Me: Uhh... Chris
Chris: Yeah
Me: That page is a map of Sandringham...
Chris: Happy Birthday Kira, heres a box of empty cans because I missed your birthday
Me: Well thank you, but seeing as its Amy's birthday, shouldnt you give the box to her??
Chris: Lets empty a can of aeroguard in it first
Leah: Is Lauren coming??
Chris: Nah, Lauren and I broke up yesterday
Dora: OH YEAH!! HIGH-FIVE!!
*stunned expressions*
Me: Dora, there are some things that we keep to ourselves...
Chris: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!! Its a box of empty cans, open it
*Amy opens it and Chris ducks down covering his nise and mouth*
Amy: Okay, empty cans...
Eugene: Why does it smell like aeroguard??
Me: Well that was an anti-climax
Eugene: Dont worry, Chris is used to the anti-climax
Sophie: IN THE BEDROOM!! AHAHAHAHA... GET IT?? CAUSE IT WAS CLIMAX AND ITS ANTI, SO ITS NOT!!
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lemon295
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2173 Posts |
Posted - 20/01/2007 : 11:17:47
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c: i think i just laid a can. it went pop!
and then:
c: brian had to be in the tuna if i laid it!
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c: were your parents in leather?
e: wtf?!
c: i saw your parents in leather!
me: ok... im confused
c: in somerfield!
e: aah yeah
c: i thought i was gonna see you in leather
e: lol no
c: aww |
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2223 Posts |
Posted - 21/01/2007 : 15:07:51
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me : you do all your school work cos you're healthy
J : i am NOT healthy
me : healthy healthy heaaalllthyyy
J : shut UUUPP |
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xBensBabex
Average Member
844 Posts |
Posted - 21/01/2007 : 18:19:13
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| My friend Jaime said 'Omg u blink with both eyes!' |
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SoDeliciousx
New Member
84 Posts |
Posted - 21/01/2007 : 19:01:16
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In re we had to see clips of the passion of christ (about jesus) and this girl said..
"What happens in the end"
Well.. hehe
The same girl said
"Does snow grow back"
*Looking in poetry book in english*
[Subtitle: FOOD]
MyFriend: FOOD... *thinks for few seconds* IS THAT A POEM :o ? |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2007 : 01:34:40
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Dan: Hey, you know what I just realised??
Me: What??
Dan: Guys dont like, get periods or anything like that...
Deana: Well im glad you just figured that one out.
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sexybeastroxy
New Member
96 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2007 : 03:31:46
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anna:what do they call chinese food in china?
roxy: chinese food
anna: but wouldn't they call it food
roxy: oh yeah tthats right lol
danya: isn't that the same in the italy and like thailand
roxy and anna: duh lol |
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Punk_lovin_lady
Advanced Member
4084 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2007 : 14:20:49
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by thechickenhouse[/i]
[Chris: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!! Its a box of empty cans, open it
*Amy opens it and Chris ducks down covering his nise and mouth*
Amy: Okay, empty cans...
Eugene: Why does it smell like aeroguard??
Me: Well that was an anti-climax
Eugene: Dont worry, Chris is used to the anti-climax
Sophie: IN THE BEDROOM!! AHAHAHAHA... GET IT?? CAUSE IT WAS CLIMAX AND ITS ANTI, SO ITS NOT!!
Oh, i wish i had friends like yours, they sound hilarious. |
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