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[i]Originally posted by thechickenhouse[/i]
[br]*looking for our uni offers in the early release newspaper*

Steph: OOOHHH!!! Ca******, S J, Thats me
*goes to look up course code*
Steph: Physical education?? DEAKIN UNI?? WHAT?? WHY THE HELL... oh my god, my application must have been jumbled... oh god... oh my god, WHAT DO I DO?? *starts hyperventillating*
Me: What?? *checks her name in the paper*
Me: You idiot, you looked up Samantha Jane's
Steph: What??
Me: Your name is Stephanie Jennifer, look, you got into Arts at Monash
Steph: Oh

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[i]Originally posted by RaeLeW[/i]
[br]This happened today.

J: Duuude, your name it's like a guys
Me: Mhmm when did you work this out
J: Duh when I read my birthday card, you know the one you just gave me... god are you stupid?
(me and my other friends start to laugh)
J: Wait why, why are you laughing, what, help?
I guess that's not so bad, until you realise I've know the guy for six years.

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Kyeah: My cat can climb the tree in my garden
M: Kye all cats climb
Kyeah; But... I thought sparkles was special... wait no you're lying right?
M: ummm (looks at me and my friends all nodding) yeah, yeah, course I am princess, hug me.

^ She was 16.

*In sex Ed*
E: So like girls don’t orgasm do they? They do? Well that’s new… when did they start doing that?

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To my food tech teacher
B: If you put two lesbians together and add crazy then some bs you totally get a Rae.

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We were dressing up for a party. This was in the back of my friend’s mum’s mini van, I’m the only girl in the van
Me: Where’s your tie?
P: In my pocket, It has issues with my neck
B: ***** put it on
P: It hurts
Me: Put it on
P: It doesn’t like my Adam’s apple, it tries to kill me
Me: Oh hell let me put it on *try to put it on* move, you’re not sat right.
P: I can’t move anymore, Ben’s ego is in my way
B: It’s it f'u'c'k, it’s here with me.
Me: Alright… uhh… don’t drop me…
P: What the fish?
I ended up straddling him to put the damn tie on. Then my friends mum caught sight of us in the mirror and hit the brakes, I ended put on the floor in a very undignified – knicker flashing position.
P: *as I’m getting up* Still hurts

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[i]Originally posted by mOtHeRwAr[/i]
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[i]Originally posted by RaeLeW[/i]
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We were dressing up for a party. This was in the back of my friend’s mum’s mini van, I’m the only girl in the van
Me: Where’s your tie?
P: In my pocket, It has issues with my neck
B: ***** put it on
P: It hurts
Me: Put it on
P: It doesn’t like my Adam’s apple, it tries to kill me
Me: Oh hell let me put it on *try to put it on* move, you’re not sat right.
P: I can’t move anymore, Ben’s ego is in my way
B: It’s it f'u'c'k, it’s here with me.
Me: Alright… uhh… don’t drop me…
P: What the fish?
I ended up straddling him to put the damn tie on. Then my friends mum caught sight of us in the mirror and hit the brakes, I ended put on the floor in a very undignified – knicker flashing position.
P: *as I’m getting up* Still hurts

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ur friends sound like a laugh 'specially 'P'

They are, Kyeah's the only girl I have a s a proper friend. The rest are all guys and reading it back all sound stoned.

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