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Suitcases
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 13/01/2007 : 14:19:39
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This thread really makes me laugh :D
Drunken:
L:"Omg, my legs are gonna fall off! I need to go to Ikea to replace them!"
Me:(to J)"Do we have an Ikea?"
J:"Dunno, wheres the nearest one?"
Me:"Well they did say on the Ads that if we don't come to them, they'll come to us"
J:"I'll get the yellow pages."
Aha. You had to be there..
(yelling at a cat in a back garden)
J: OMG! Its Pete Doherty!!!
Me: Where?! WHERE?!
J: THERE!! *points* OI! PETE! COME ERE! Give us some crack!!
L: Thats a cat...
Me:Pete Doherty is a cat?
J:The cat has crack?
Me:This is weird.. are we in the twilight zone or summink?
lol.
At my friends house, drunk..
*doorbell rings*
Me: ITS THE FUZZ! THEY CALLED THE FUZZ! THE JIG IS UP, HIDE!
S: *tries to hide in the washing machine*
*everyone panics*
J: Waiittt! its my creepy old neighbour..!! what do I do?!
L:(Calmly)Take her round the back and spray her with the hose.
J:Uh.. why?
L:Hopefully she'll melt.
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mOtHeRwAr
Senior Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 13/01/2007 : 14:22:50
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by Suitcases[/i]
[br]This thread really makes me laugh :D
(yelling at a cat in a back garden)
J: OMG! Its Pete Doherty!!!
Me: Where?! WHERE?!
J: THERE!! *points* OI! PETE! COME ERE! Give us some crack!!
L: Thats a cat...
Me:Pete Doherty is a cat?
J:The cat has crack?
Me:This is weird.. are we in the twilight zone or summink?
lol.
Hahaha that made me laugh |
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CheekyChihuahua
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Chad
7666 Posts |
Posted - 13/01/2007 : 14:48:19
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| ^^^ All of Suitcases ones made me laugh =P |
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CheekyChihuahua
Advanced Member
Chad
7666 Posts |
Posted - 13/01/2007 : 14:54:26
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*me and my cousin are watching Jerry Springer, eating chips and pizza*
Me: *eats last chips*
Cousin: Pig.
Me: Just because you eat slow.
Cousin: No, you're just greedy.
Me: Yeah, so damn greedy. Can I have one of your chips *attempts to burp*
Cousin: NO! You greedy animal! Go and like poo off the toilet!
Me: That's it, I'm calling Jerry Springer. *goes into hall*
TV: Right, we have a caller on the line!
Cousin: OH MY GOD PUT THE PHONE DOWN!
Suppose you had to be there, but it was pretty funny, seeing as just as I walked into the hall to pretend to phone Jerry Springer someone rang him.
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Punk_lovin_lady
Advanced Member
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Posted - 13/01/2007 : 18:25:30
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[i]Originally posted by machete[/i]
I laughed untill my cheeks hurt at that, helen.
ANd i*luv*spongebob...lmao!
I went outside to my garage to get some drinks tonight and i decided to lay down on the ground for a wee bit so i could look at the sky, and i heard my friend daivd come out, so i said, "you know, i think i fancy the sky" and he was like, "hu? what? oh. i didnt see you there, i thought the ground was talking to me there."
you had to be there. probably.
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 13/01/2007 : 23:57:05
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[i]Originally posted by CheekyChihuahua[/i]
[br]^^^ All of Suitcases ones made me laugh =P
Hahah, ditto. The Pete Doherty one got me. |
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*hunibuni*
Advanced Member
Ireland
2240 Posts |
Posted - 14/01/2007 : 00:21:58
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lol!! oh we have soooooooo many! these are some of the funniest though!!
Me:i ate a mushroom the other day.
Kay:really? why?
Me: well i didnt no i was eqating it-it was an accident like/
Kayl: what did it taste like..?
Me: i dunoo-it was kinda weirdn-not as bad as i thought it would have been though.
Dad: o good god.........
me(on the phone to Hayle): Ya I no……….. OH MY GOD!!! ITSONFIREILLCALLYOUBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
Hayle(to Gemma-beside her): ummmm I think she said she’ll call me back coz its on fire…..?
me(calling Hayle back): Oh its ok! The candle went up in flames and I went to get a glass of water to put it out but Sarah just blew it out….
me and my friend looking for the person givin me a lift home.........
me: oh is that who im gettin a lift home with? oh no-its osme man. i never seen that man before in my life. oh wait.....its your dad!
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
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Posted - 14/01/2007 : 01:44:54
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Eileen: Is that the Werribee zoo??
Chryssa: Oh yeah, look, its a monkey sign.
Eileen: Rhino...
Chryssa: Zebra...
Eileen: Giraffe...
Me: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE SEEING ALL THESE ANIMALS?? I CANT SEE ANY, ONLY SIGNS... |
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Suitcases
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1168 Posts |
Posted - 14/01/2007 : 11:54:51
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[i]Originally posted by silver ribbons[/i]
[br]quote:
[i]Originally posted by CheekyChihuahua[/i]
[br]^^^ All of Suitcases ones made me laugh =P
Hahah, ditto. The Pete Doherty one got me.
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Unexpected.
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 14/01/2007 : 13:21:18
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Haha, just thought of one! Me and my friend Jay were talking about religion on M5N...
Jay: but at the end of the day would you want to spend time on your knees infront of God? or would you like to spend time on your knees infront of your boyfriend
Jay: I know Id rather be living my life :)
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