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thechickenhouse
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Australia
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 Posted - 10/01/2007 : 23:26:18
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*sitting on the train*
Shanlee: You two are just stairingat my breasts arent you??
Me: Oh yeah, I do it all the time
Eileen: *giving me odd look* Well... I dont... God Shanlee, do up your top
Shanlee: How come you two dont stare at guys breasts huh?? Are you lesbians?? |
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Tamz_88
Advanced Member
6349 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2007 : 13:28:51
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I don't know why I laughed so much but it was just the way my friend said it. We were in the shop and said to me;
"I want to buy the Yorkie bar but I think they'll refused to serve me 'cause Yorkie's not for girls.."
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thebirdsaidcoo
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7398 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2007 : 14:17:10
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C:Do you know what Kama Sutra is?
B: A soup?
J: I swear there isn't a difference between amputate and laminate.
J:He was arrested for possesing a GBH.
R: But Belfast isn't abroad.
R: I thought Barcelona was in Mexico, it is isn't it?
Me(on finding out my friend is moving): Oh will you be anywhere near Tring?
R:Who's that?
S: Someone told me he was moving to new Mexico and someone else said America.
S: Boys don't get Chlamydia though.
Our teacher in graphics whilst we were on photoshop: Do a circle on a new layer each time.
L: Dahn I just did two on one layer
Lh(screen full of circles): Look how many I have on the background.
C: I am cold but if I put my coat on I'll sweat more and I haven't got any spray on.
T: We always go to the stupid V+A, I swear this is like the hundredth time.
Me: I swear this is just the second time.
N: Maybe you go there by yourself.
T: Maybe I dreamt going there.
C(on the Students over from Sweden): Do they speak Swedish?
A: Why do they put that glass at some train stations?
L:So people can't jump in front of trains probably.
A;People who do that are so stupid, I mean you're clearly going to die.
Me + L: I think thats point.
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winilovesmatty
Junior Member
138 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2007 : 15:17:31
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my bst m8 sed 2 me afta sum lad showd er sum porn on iz fne "y do girls on it scream im cumin. girls dnt cum" we argued ove this mata 4 ages it wo so funi.
we wo sat in english wen ma teacher explained wot sum sex thing wo that wo in a bk we wo readin n ma m8 turns n sed eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww mrs watched the same porn chanel as u she nos wt u no!!1 |
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i*luv*spongebob
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1027 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2007 : 20:19:41
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After watching Legally Blonde:
N: I want to be just like Legally. She's cool.
Me: Legally?
N: OMG! The main character in the movie! Duh!
Me: That's not her name.
N: Yea... right, and I'm married to Santa Claus. |
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Unexpected.
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4792 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2007 : 22:30:24
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I can't think of any... Wow, strange.
Oh, me and my friend were watching a video of these two girls fighting for some reason... And one girl threw another through a gate and the girl being thrown fell down. Now, I swear, the bit through the gate looked like a cabbage patch!
So I was like, "OH MY GOD! She just threw this other girl into a cabbage patch!!!"
And Mel said, "...Helen, that's a road". With the strangest look ever.
That's not remotely funny if you weren't there though. |
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machete
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4339 Posts |
Posted - 13/01/2007 : 01:12:35
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by Unexpected.[/i]
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I can't think of any... Wow, strange.
Oh, me and my friend were watching a video of these two girls fighting for some reason... And one girl threw another through a gate and the girl being thrown fell down. Now, I swear, the bit through the gate looked like a cabbage patch!
So I was like, "OH MY GOD! She just threw this other girl into a cabbage patch!!!"
And Mel said, "...Helen, that's a road". With the strangest look ever.
That's not remotely funny if you weren't there though.
I laughed untill my cheeks hurt at that, helen.
ANd i*luv*spongebob...lmao!
I went outside to my garage to get some drinks tonight and i decided to lay down on the ground for a wee bit so i could look at the sky, and i heard my friend daivd come out, so i said, "you know, i think i fancy the sky" and he was like, "hu? what? oh. i didnt see you there, i thought the ground was talking to me there."
you had to be there. probably. |
Edited by - machete on 13/01/2007 01:15:57 |
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sexybeastroxy
New Member
96 Posts |
Posted - 13/01/2007 : 02:23:13
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| a guy in year 10 was sitting in class and the teacher said when ur done check ur answers in bob (back of book) and this guy said to a chick "is dat bob pointing to barry" |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 13/01/2007 : 08:51:49
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by thebirdsaidcoo[/i]
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Me(on finding out my friend is moving): Oh will you be anywhere near Tring?
R:Who's that?
:)
Us: What country begins with the letter 'I' and is shaped like a boot?
D: ...Spain?
Me: Can reindeers from the northpole really fly?
D: Was Hitler a Jew? |
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pinkygal1234
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
6648 Posts |
Posted - 13/01/2007 : 12:10:49
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*this innocent little tiny year 7 walks past*
Me Heather and Alex: 'HEROWWW!!!!!!!'
*year 7 runs off*
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okay we were having a conversation about how alex was really cold, and shes normally like a human radiator, so it got to the point of us saying 'fix your kn0b' which we found hilarious at the time, then i announced that i won't come online that night because i had to practise guitar.
and alex and heather insisted that i DID come on
so
'eat your greens, fix your kn0b and i'll come online'
seriously it doesn't sound funny now, but we were wetting outselves...
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History teacher: 'it was a almight massacre'
Heather: 'Your a massacre' |
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