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bella_tomato_:)
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Malta
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Posted - 09/01/2007 :  17:50:49  Visit bella_tomato_:)'s Homepage  Edit Reply    Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
A : imagine you're gonna give a blow job... and you start singing to it. you use it as a microphone!
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supermaza
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Posted - 09/01/2007 :  19:11:01  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
I did a topic like this ageeeeess ago. Its probably gone now. *sobs* It had many many pages.
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niafach
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/01/2007 :  22:31:02  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
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[i]Originally posted by bella_tomato_:)[/i]
[br]A : imagine you're gonna give a blow job... and you start singing to it. you use it as a microphone!



Heheheehe! [:D]
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thechickenhouse
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Australia
22313 Posts
Posted - 09/01/2007 :  22:52:05  Visit thechickenhouse's Homepage  Edit Reply    Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
*in a home made foods store, at the testersof the 'caramel filled chocolate willies'*
Chryssa: Look, im giving it a blow job
Me: Now question remains, spit or swallow the caramel??
Chryssa: Geez, Idont know, I usually make them wear condoms, this is a while new experience
Eileen: Wait... why would you put a condom something that tastes like caramel??
*Chryssa and I give a little smirk*
Eileen: ...you werent talking about caramel were you??
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Punk_lovin_lady
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4084 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  11:48:05  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
Hmn.

Claire : "Mrs buck is having a vasectomy."

Me: " Shreddies really don't keep you filled up till lunch. Actually. i had toast for breakfast."

April: "Your just jealous because I'm a W.A.S.P." (Had to be there for that one i think.)

Alexandra (on girl football teams.) "The blonde ones are a bit of alright!"
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Punk_lovin_lady
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4084 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  11:48:38  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
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[i]Originally posted by bella_tomato_:)[/i]
[br]A : imagine you're gonna give a blow job... and you start singing to it. you use it as a microphone!


You have -No- idea how much that made me laugh. Classic.
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mOtHeRwAr
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United Kingdom
1937 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  12:23:53  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
this is actually sumthin that i said but its pretty funny. iv got really blonde hair nd we were in a science lesson nd id just mixed 2 chemicals that kinda made a mini explosion so this is what happened

Me: Oh shat look at that what are we gonna do now?
Eddie: OMG ur so blonde
ME: im not blonde!
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machete
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United Kingdom
4342 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  15:11:20  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
we have this thing goin where all my freids repead everything the other on said with the your face insult infront.

So i was talking about something or other and i said "aw thats a pretty we picture" and my mate replies, "aw your face is a pretty wee picture"
best insult ever


- you're a boner
- we..um... i've got balls.
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bella_tomato_:)
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Malta
2249 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  17:40:31  Visit bella_tomato_:)'s Homepage  Edit Reply    Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
quote:
[i]Originally posted by bella_tomato_:)[/i]
[br]A : imagine you're gonna give a blow job... and you start singing to it. you use it as a microphone!
she actually continued saying it dances along with you too
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Punk_lovin_lady
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4084 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  22:26:19  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
quote:
[i]Originally posted by bella_tomato_:)[/i]
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by bella_tomato_:)[/i]
[br]A : imagine you're gonna give a blow job... and you start singing to it. you use it as a microphone!
she actually continued saying it dances along with you too


That's just pure excellence.
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