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lemon295
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 07/01/2007 : 14:51:18
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haha we convinced my mate that a sugarbeet factory pumped out real clouds lol
and i cant think of anymore atm but i think i should start righting them down lol
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cymares ciwt
Junior Member
United Kingdom
278 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 15:10:51
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| 'Oh just cook it in this, it will be okay' said my best friend, pointing at a plastic container. She was looking for something to cook a cake in....[:p][:D] |
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starlightk
Advanced Member
2755 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 15:57:05
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Random quotes from me and my friends...
Me - I can't believe God has a myspace.
Charl - Is that the picture where I'm pretending to be an upsidedown vampire?
Kerry - I took a picture of my self in a sombrero last night 'coz I couldn't sleep.
Charl (to Fish who is chasing her around with a lighter) - If you set fire to my hair again I'll kill you.
Bryony's dad - Is that our loo roll?
Gail - No it's mine, I brought it from home.
Kez - I haven't got anything pretty, I'm almost a boy! I just need a willy! I hate sparkles.
Kerry - Let's get Joe drunk and put make-up on him.
Me (talking about bondage, for some reason) - I'd buy you a whip as a joke. Actually I wouldn't because I don't trust you.
Kerry - Ahaha! I've already got two!
Me - Hahahaha!
Kerry - It's so fun to corner Joe and attack his bottom.
Me - ...
Charl - I've just been bitten by a squirrel.
Me - What?! How? When?
Charl - Mum wants to take me to the hospital because she thinks I've got the plague.
George - I might eat soo much I get as fat as ******** then people can use me as a trampoline. I could store stuff in my fat rolls.
Theres trillions more, but they're the ones I can remember right now.
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2223 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 16:01:14
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ok there was this one time at this live-in we had this summer... i'll try and explain. it goes like this:
me : ok i'll tell you a story. so i was walking once and i met this chicken which was banging it's head against a wall, and i asked it : why are you banging your head against the wall? it told me that it's depressed. anyway, i kept walking and a met a light bulb who was a doctor -
Marvic : hey i thought this story was true. there aren't any light bulb doctors!
*everyone burst out laughing*
Marvic : hey why is everyone laughing?
another time :
S: imagine what it's like having a willy. i wouldn't know where to keep it. it'll keep banging against your legs!
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machete
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4339 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 16:12:20
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my friend to her ex boyfriend dan
"this place has loads of books, dan u no wot wud be great? - an xtravision type shop, only with books, so u could take them out and read them, then bring them back" |
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kakaka[[KATE]]
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3850 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 16:16:10
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'were all the same here'
'yeah but the difference is your naked'
'do they have macbeths head in a museum?'
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cymares ciwt
Junior Member
United Kingdom
278 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 16:39:03
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by bella_tomato_:)[/i]
[br]ok there was this one time at this live-in we had this summer... i'll try and explain. it goes like this:
me : ok i'll tell you a story. so i was walking once and i met this chicken which was banging it's head against a wall, and i asked it : why are you banging your head against the wall? it told me that it's depressed. anyway, i kept walking and a met a light bulb who was a doctor -
Marvic : hey i thought this story was true. there aren't any light bulb doctors!
*everyone burst out laughing*
Marvic : hey why is everyone laughing?
another time :
S: imagine what it's like having a willy. i wouldn't know where to keep it. it'll keep banging against your legs!
Omg that's so funny! heheehehe [:D] Lmao! x |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 20:28:27
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by starlightk[/i]
[br]Random quotes from me and my friends...
Me - I can't believe God has a myspace.
Ahahaha, that made me laugh.
More additions to Nick's book!
"Coathangers" (In no context, for no reason)
"Seismic Activity" (Again, in no context, for no reason)
"I reckon we live loads of different lives at once... No, wait, that's wrong"
"Will they still be poked and stuff?" (About dead babies going to hell sinfree)
"Don't mess with Mr. Fudge- He has God on his side." (About our RS teacher)
"I'm gonna get to the front of the class doing this. I'll race you!" (Whilst rocking on his chair)
(Singing) "I'm every woman..."
"What? I'm just playing" (As he played drums with his pen, folder and book)
"They stick it up the womans vagina and swirl it up a bit" (On the subject of backstreet abortions) |
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funkeh-town
Advanced Member
2216 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 20:44:33
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My friend once told me a highly emotional story about a cow:
"...They killed it's mother in front of it. And then for days it just stayed in the barn. It didn't speak or anything."
And it was highly emotional up until the last scentence. At which point we choked on our sandwiches.
Ok, ok you had to be there. |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 23:14:31
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Steph: Hey Kira, with that beanie and sunglasses on, you look like one of those astronauts that go under the sea...
Me: Scuba divers??
Steph: Sorta...
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Silly Quotes From Your Friends!
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