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bananafairy
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 Posted - 03/04/2007 : 18:48:36
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This problly isent funny to anyone else, but I was in the pub a fuw weeks ago with my best mate and there was this really minging lad with no teeth.
K- What's the stuff that sticks false teeth in?
Me- fixident, sterident?
K- No
Conversation mooves on ,about 5 mins later
K- *Absolutlly p|ssing herself laughing* POLYGRIP!!!!
okay it doesent sound funny but really it was.
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-*-natalie-*-
Senior Member
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Posted - 03/04/2007 : 20:41:36
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by Tamz_88[/i]
[br]Me: I swear, he's a Red Indian!
Ross: He's Japanese duhh
Phil: No no he is actually a Red Indian
Ross: Oh well congratulations Pinnochio!
--silence--
Ross: Oh..no, I meant Pochahontas!
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this one cracks me up!!!!
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floozums
Junior Member
Christmas Island
235 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2007 : 20:55:41
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one of my favs is..:
me and my friend, lying on study floor wearing sunnies, wellies and cowboy hats after a hyper moment..
Luci:"oh look, i can see my reflection in the window
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no wait....thats your boob!"
ha.
xx
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Twiggy.
Junior Member
United Kingdom
451 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2007 : 21:36:48
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J: All the bones in my back just cracked. It was like a Mexican bone wave.
D: In the 1970s all the ladybirds went mental and started reproducing like crazy and then they started biting people...
C: UHOH! Not the crazy ladybirds!
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thebirdsaidcoo
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7560 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2007 : 22:53:05
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C: Oh my god this morning I saw a cat sunbathing, it was the best thing ever.
*we see the cat later*
C: oh my god look at it, still sunbathing, sun w'''h;or/e
Me: Cee you idiot its bloody dead.
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lil..emo..grl
Junior Member
163 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2007 : 05:08:33
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hahahaha..the..cat.one!
this.one.happemd.at.work.with.the.boss.and.some.kid
Boss:hey.shaun.i.need.u.to.wipe.down.all.the.shelves
in.this.room.okay?
shaun:well.at.least.a.Good.thing.is.i.dont.know.what.a.shelf.is.huh
bos:yeah.yeah.nice.try.buddy
shaun:well.at.least.i.know.were.buddys
you.just.had.to.be.ther.and.know.shaun.it.was.so.freakin.funny |
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Unexpected.
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4844 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2007 : 15:01:46
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^I'm sorry, is your spacebar broken or do you just WANT to be annoying?
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lil..emo..grl
Junior Member
163 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2007 : 09:06:45
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no.i.WANTED.to.be.anoying
thats.how.i.get.my
jollys.putting.a.dot.between.evry
stinkin.word.it.not.a.pain.in.the.butt
at.all..yes.my.space.bar
is.broken.lol.ive.told.several.people
that.already.hahah?it'll.be.fixt.soon
dont.worry.bout.it.sorry.cant.fix.it.myself |
Edited by - lil..emo..grl on 07/04/2007 09:13:23 |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1880 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2007 : 10:59:34
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It was my friends 18th birthday the other day and we took him to the pub and he got absolutely floored on 2 bottles of wine and beers.
When we walked him home we told him to go ahead of us and we stood and watched him for a bit, every now and then he'd just go and hug some cars and then he started kissing and rubbing a lampost.
(When he gets home he phones me (at midnight) still wasted)
D: I don't remember walking home. What did i do?
Me: Well, on the walk home you hugged a lot of random cars..
D: What! But cars aren't attractive!
Me: You also made out with a lampost.
D: Oh, was she hot?
Me: Ur yes. It was a hot lampost.
D: Great sucess!
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littlemadangel
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Ireland
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Posted - 07/04/2007 : 14:32:29
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Me and my friends say stupid silly things all the time.
Alison : Beat it! (someone was really annoying her and she was telling them to stop it)
Ellie: Las Vegas!
(Ellie had thought Alison had said "Viva!" and had joined in with "Las Vegas!")
It was one of those moments in a quiet, boring English class and it had everyone in stitches for the rest of the lesson!!! |
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