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tiredofwaiting1
Junior Member
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 Posted - 31/03/2007 : 21:54:56
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the best ones lol:
*they speak mexican in mexico*
*milans in india*
lmao tht was a class one |
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jess2803
Starting Member
27 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2007 : 13:28:15
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My mate Hannah is so stupid its unbelievable. Here are a couple:
(Telling a story) "I'm me, Katie's Katie, Jack's Jack and.." *picks up an argos catolouge and throws it on floor*
"The Argos catalogue is the floor!"
(Simon an I were taking the poor out of Hannah)
Simon: Jess, did u hear that story on the news abotu the rats?"
(I should probably mention Hannah is an animal rights campaigner)
Simon: Yeah, theyre using rats tails to make hair extensions!
Me: Oh God yeah, I cant believe the people are so mean!
(Peter walks in)
Peter: Jess thats not true!!
Hannah: Yeah it is, Peter!!!!
(she then proceeded to cry about the poor little rats tails)
OK, those arent funni written down....1 more:
Ria: Theres these people in our village, an this deer keeps comiong back to their garden!!
Joe: Yeah, I heard about that, it just keeps coming back...
Ria: And they keep feeding it!!
Katie: Thats like my cat!!!!! |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2007 : 23:59:48
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*Me and two friends are walking in town past a really creepy dark car park*
V: *points at car park* Rape, rape...that's like rape central.
M: Oooh! That'd be a really good place... *trails off*
Me: Err, to RAPE people?!
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2007 : 10:29:11
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*I walk into room*
Mark: KIRA!! GUES WHAT I DID ON FRIDAY
Me: What??
Mark: I MADE LOVE TO A MANNEQUIN!!
(translation: I passed my CPR course)
Me: Hang on, we havent included any of that 'shaping the mind' ***
James: Well, we could always put something in like 'the mind must be in a positive state' HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY IM SO HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY IM SO HAPPY HAPPY-
Me: o.0 Thats lovely... erm... now back to TERTAIRY education work, as opposed to pre-school
*5 mins laster*
*I turn around to talk to Michael, when I turn back James is drawing all over his hands*
Me: You right there??
James: You know whats an awesome song?? THE ANTS TO MARCHING ONE BY ONE HURRAH, HURRAH, THE ANTS GO MARKING ONE BY ONE HURRAH HURRAH THE ANTS GO MARCHING-
I turn back to Michael*
*5 mins later*
*James gets out a protein shake from his bag*
Cam: What are you drinking??
*James poores himself laughing, Cam and I stare at him
James: No, no, that question wasnt funny... its a drink'
Cam: No ***
*half an hour later*
James: Hey Kira
Me: Mmm
James: Remember when I was laughing before
Me: Mmm
James: Wanna know what it was about??
Me: What??
James: Remember the Moo Choo ad?? We would have been like, 5 and 6 when it was on
Me: ...no, dosent come to mind
James: THE COWS FACE, OH MY GOD *poores himself lauhing again*
Simon: But exercising in a different position could change-
Alec: Differet positions are AMAZING man
Lecturer: You wanna get up here and demonstrate Alec??
Alec: Oh yeah, get me a hot chick
Lecturer: Ill go outside and get one off the street
Alec: Allright, blonde, knee-high boots, nice rack
Lecturer: Sure, then you can demonstrate 'different positions'
Simon: WTF MAN?? MY GOD, YOU TWO ARE SICK
Simon: You look like a man
Erin: At least im not a redhead
Simon: Oooh, go for a walk Erin, you need to drop some weight from that big arse of yours
Erin: fish off grease monkey
*they both walk out of the room*
Alec: Man, they wanna do each other so badly
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Punk Nikki
Starting Member
45 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2007 : 20:40:42
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damn theres been so many Uhh but heres one i remember if i remember more i will post 'em...
We were talking about reincarnation:
Zaneaka:I'd like to come back as a boy
Me && Steph:WHy???
Zaneaka:so i can know how it feels to pee standing up.
Me:im going to ask the boys how it feels
Me to a boy:How does it feel to pee standing up
(Erik)Him:Like a dude
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CapturedSoul
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1639 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2007 : 23:09:09
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"The concentration halves by about 50%."
Oh yeah and once my friend thought Australians had Christmas at a different time because they have summer in December.
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2007 : 08:37:42
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Alec: You know what I hate?? Fu-ckin' wa-nker hats. You know, theyre floppy, and they look like they have a dildo on top...??
(translation: berets)
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*hunibuni*
Advanced Member
Ireland
2240 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2007 : 11:14:19
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"pull dpwn your pants and show me them"
i was talking about her tights and shoes!!
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TownBykHellYeah
Starting Member
46 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2007 : 15:23:50
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my best friend louise said to me one day : you will always be my best friend you know to much haha
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Twiggy.
Junior Member
United Kingdom
451 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2007 : 15:30:05
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J: I'll put a lock on my cocck.
D: Your arm is ...
J: Vulgar? Ugly? Rough? Sharp?
D: ...Vibrating
D: I had an easter egg yesterday. Well it wasn't actually an easter egg it was a chocolate sheep. It was so cute. I ate it's face first. Then it looked like a cloud with legs. It was cute.
Me: (watching Memoirs of a Geisha) I don't understand
J: *reels off long list of names and what they're doing*
Me: Huh?
D: I agree, they all look the same to me.
J: They're Japanese.
D: Exactly.
J: Look I'm a Geisha!
(He's wrapped a duvet around himself and tied it with a dressing gown cord)
Me: You're a gay, let's end it there.
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