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erato.
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 28/03/2007 : 23:14:55
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We had just given our cat some sausage and she wouldn't eat it because it was too hot and sat by her bowl waiting for it to cool
Dad: you know why dogs like hot sausages?
Me: no why?
Dad: Because there hot dogs
Mum: So what do you call a hot *****?
*pause*
Me: too far.
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thechickenhouse
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Australia
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Posted - 29/03/2007 : 07:28:57
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Me: My dog was attacked by a gang of stray cats a montha ago and had to be put down
James: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHA- OH WAIT, NO, THATS HORRIBLE... im sorry, it took a while to register...
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Unexpected.
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4789 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 20:04:36
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Background info: In our drama class, Kieran, an incredibly annoying boy who thinks the world shines out of his backside decided he wanted to work with Hayley, Emma, Emma, Rach and Maisie. ...They were discussing in science whether to tell him that they don't want to work with him or not, so in drama when Kieran had gone to the other side of the classroom I went over...
Me - "Have you told Kieran the news yet then?"
Hayley - "No, he decided for himself"
Emma - "Did he..?"
Hayley - "Yeah! He just said "I'm going to go in another group""
Emma - "No Hayley... He said "I'm going to get a book""
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-*-natalie-*-
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Posted - 29/03/2007 : 20:38:07
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my second blondest moment:
dad: i saw a squid in ankle deep water
me: squids have ankles!?!
my polish english teachers stupidest quote:
i am thinking better grammar than you are knowing!
my blondest moment:
jessica: becca is going to convert a tenner to 10ps
me: wow, imagine how much money that wud be!
*pause*
jessica: a tenner
<3 she who laughs last...didn't get it <3 |
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-*-natalie-*-
Senior Member
1143 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 20:45:03
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also, in science baiba wrote a note in her book to remind her to stick her sheet in, it said 'stick sheet here'. after a few weeks of not having stuck the sheet there our science teacher added 'yes!'
baiba's stupid moment:
*awkward silence while we're thinking of sumthin 2 talk bout*
*baiba hugs her bag*
baiba: hello, bag
my embarrassing moment!:
*silence in maths as people are working*
*baiba grabs my waist*
*i screech*
<3 she who laughs last...didn't get it <3 |
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thechickenhouse
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Australia
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Posted - 30/03/2007 : 13:21:58
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*driving around for 4 hours in the middle of the night, which no-where to go*
Chryssa: Hey, did I tell you guys about me and Simon??
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Me: Do I want to know??
Chryssa: Well, we went to my parent's holidays house, and...
Shanlee: HE COULDNT GET IT UP!!
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Chryssa: Shut up Shan, thats not what happened
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Megan: So okay, what happened??
Chryssa: Well, we did it a couple of times in a row
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Chryssa: then he couldnt get it up anymore
Shanlee: TOLD YOU
Chryssa: God Shanlee, shut up
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Me: And why are you telling us this??
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Chryssa: I dont really know... you should have been there
Me: I dont think I would have wanted to
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Shanlee: I would have wanted to, man, I would get off so badly watching Chryssa and Simon having sex
Me and Megan: WHAT??
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Chryssa: Thats disturbing
Eileen: I need to go to the toilet
Chryssa: Eileen, god, whats your problem?? Do you need to pee or something??
Eileen: OH NO fishING *** CHRYSSA
...a you had to be there moment, hillarious at the time, not funny when typed out.
Shanlee: Look guys watch me reverse park
Eileen: Shan... you need to be in reverse
Shanlee: Oh.. HAHA... oops...
*puts car in reverse and we drive backwards in a full circle*
Me: What did you do, sleep with the guy who did your driving test??
*Shanlee burps*
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 31/03/2007 : 11:04:56
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Last night we were having a joke about that new Eddie Murphey film. There's [apparantly] a bit at the beginning when his wife gives birth and he says "Oh no! Not another black baby!"
J: What would happen if a black couple gave birth to a blonde baby?
L: Well you'd just be like 'Who the hell did you cheat on me with, b'i'tch?!
Me: But how would you know who cheated?
*silence*
V: Yeah, how would you know who cheated?
*everyone else exchanges looks*
J: Because men can't have babies..
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luckycat
Senior Member
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Posted - 31/03/2007 : 19:31:14
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aimee-why the hell are u so pessemistic mo
me- cause does anything good every happen to u w/o something bad happening in return?
aimee- well you shold be optemistic think of it this way everyone u meet will die eventually
andrew- if i could go back in time i would do every ones mom so im my own father
James- your so retarded
andrew-then there would be an army of me
me- o gosh no
Andrew-then i could kill myself over and over again
James- then you would be dead when you come back to the present
Andrew -then i can go back in time and do more people
Me-i thought you said your the only person there, so technically you would be gay
andrew- no it would be masterbation, i'd be doing myselfishbr />James- why do i hav=ng out with you 2.
Haylee- Why do u waer makeup?
Me-cause i need it
Haylee- im going to tell james your cheating on him!
mw -wtf?
Haylee- exactly
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lalalaLAUREN
Senior Member
Togo
1523 Posts |
Posted - 31/03/2007 : 20:54:37
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Me and my friends have just gone to see Pirates of the Carribean.. we are in pizza hut.
Lauren: Soo....
Lisa: Ohhh have any of you seen Pirates of the Carribean??
Had to be there probably...
Walking home with my friend...
L: I think I saw a pink muffin on Saturday...NO. WAIT. This may have been a dream.
But only a FEW worst ones are...
'LOOK Dave! It's the radio lady!'
'WHAT?! He cant have a pancreas!! HEs a MAN!!'
'What would happen if I put orange juice on my cat...'
All me, i'm ashamed to say.
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Tamz_88
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Posted - 31/03/2007 : 21:53:12
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Me: I swear, he's a Red Indian!
Ross: He's Japanese duhh
Phil: No no he is actually a Red Indian
Ross: Oh well congratulations Pinnochio!
--silence--
Ross: Oh..no, I meant Pochahontas!
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