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thechickenhouse
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Australia
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 Posted - 27/03/2007 : 09:55:02
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*Alec is playing with one of those notepads with a dancing eprson in the corner, Mark, Em and I are standing behind him, trying to look at it, only Alec's attempts at flicking it arent working and he;s dropping chunks of pages at once*
Mark: What, can you not flick paper properly??
Alec: Mate, youre such a condom
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RedRevolver
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 27/03/2007 : 10:53:07
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by x pinkbanana! x[/i]
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[i]Originally posted by RedRevolver[/i]
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[i]Originally posted by x pinkbanana! x[/i]
[br]on the platform waitin for the train yesterday after school. A few people had seen a programme bout 'artificial elephant incimination'...or something. Apparently it said that from the opening in an elephant it is 1.5 METRES to it's fanny.
L:ewwww
Li: ha, I find that funny
B: why the hell were you watchin that?' etc etc etchapbr />Then my midget friend Hannah goes
'OMG I WOULD FIT IN AN ELEPHANT FANNY-I AM AN ELEPHANT D**K!!!' like really loud so everyone stares, then she turns round to see 2 teachers from school standin behind her and goes 'oh, would you look at that, there's a train coming' and runs off, leaving us standing gormlessly next to the teachers...
probably isn't that funny but it made us laugh![:D]
Hahahaha, I do.
Probably because I have lots of friends who'd do something like that.
Oh, I have one.
My friend, Hannah, was standing at the train station, when she noticed this guy standing on the other platform, wearing a white tunic, dress thing and had this long beard that made him look like Jesus.
So, she starts laughing because she was thinking "How mental are you?" and Jesus sees her laughing at him.
He gets off the platform and walks across the tracks to her, and gets back up and goes:
"You're laughing at the Son of God! YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HEEEEEEEEEELLL!"
And then he went back across the tracks and waited for his train to come.
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must be the name...[:D]
I've lost my number...can I have yours?
Probably. :D.
And I thought you were actually asking me for my number then...[B)]
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RedRevolver
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3843 Posts |
Posted - 27/03/2007 : 10:53:32
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by thechickenhouse[/i]
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[i]Originally posted by RedRevolver[/i]
[br]quote:
[i]Originally posted by thechickenhouse[/i]
[br]*lecturer is rambling on*
James: OH... I GET IT NOW
Lauren (lecturer): Uhh... James, I wasnt finished
James: Oh yeah, my mind was wandering and I was thinking about something else in my head, then I started thinking aloud... im in trouble arent I??
Em: I had to have my car serviced today, and they just called me and told me that my brake line was leaking...
Edith: Do you really need brakes though?? Oh wait... yeah, yeah you do, get that fixed.
James: You know what, I think the posterior delts are the COOLEST muscle in the body, what do you think??
Me: I think... wait... what??
James: The poterior delts, theyre just, theyre so cool
Me: Why??
James: Theyre just so, so, so posterior, and THEYRE DELTOIDS!! I mean, theyre like, wow...
*pause*
You dont share my love for posterior delts do you??
Me: Im sorry... I can pretend to love them if you like...
James: *moping* ...its just not the same
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James seems so cool.
I want one.
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I will sell you mine.
He drinks my coffee and asks me to smell him incase he has B.O
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I'll give you...£1.
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babybonny
Average Member
561 Posts |
Posted - 27/03/2007 : 11:07:42
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a mate of min sed
"how long does the radio1 weekend last for?"
eeerrrrrrrr the weekend u pri.ck lol. hes so slow.
lol bless him. |
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xXsofi_1991Xx
Average Member
United Kingdom
868 Posts |
Posted - 27/03/2007 : 12:50:20
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by babybonny[/i]
[br]a mate of min sed
"how long does the radio1 weekend last for?"
eeerrrrrrrr the weekend u pri.ck lol. hes so slow.
lol bless him.
i'm going to that (Y)
nothing to do with this thread, but yeah...
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x-love-me-x
Junior Member
United Kingdom
260 Posts |
Posted - 27/03/2007 : 16:37:59
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Waiting At The School Gates,there's a group of us and our friend has had her hair cut but has her hood up refusing to take it down because she doesnt like it. We finally persudaded her to take it off and one of my mates goes
''OHHH MYY GODD! You Got A David Beckham!''
Rest Of Us, ''What?''
Mate-''Yeaah you know that mohican thing!''
Several Of Us'' Erm Dont U Mean A Victoria Beckham.''
Mate''Oh yeahhhh! well looks nice anyway.''
Everyone laughs...
Gosh that girl can be so strange and stupid sometimes lol.
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x-love-me-x
Junior Member
United Kingdom
260 Posts |
Posted - 27/03/2007 : 16:46:27
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^^^^^^She dint get a mohican either if ur wondering. lol. she got POB or whatever.
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x pinkbanana! x
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1357 Posts |
Posted - 27/03/2007 : 18:25:08
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must be the name...[:D]
I've lost my number...can I have yours?
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Probably. :D.
And I thought you were actually asking me for my number then...[B)]
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22313 Posts |
Posted - 28/03/2007 : 06:27:54
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James: Okay, push ups, hold on the down for 10... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 4... 4... 4... 4... 4...
Luke: For crying out loud, who the hell taught you to count??
Me: I think he's jammed... like when you put a scratched c.d on...
Kylie: Someone hit him really hard
James: THREETWOONE, dont hit me...
Simon: Good morning darling
Alec: Good morning princess
Mark: Good morning gay couple
(Hah, theyre not, just to clear up why its funny)
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2249 Posts |
Posted - 28/03/2007 : 14:51:03
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on saurday, for no apparent reason, karl was always doing this:
k : i like! high 5 !
great success! high 5!
(borat)
and : LA SU! LA GU! (i do not know how to write them) (italian)
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