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[br]^^^ hahahahaha! i would LOVE to have seen that

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[i]Originally posted by thechickenhouse[/i]
[br]*lecturer is rambling on*
James: OH... I GET IT NOW
Lauren (lecturer): Uhh... James, I wasnt finished
James: Oh yeah, my mind was wandering and I was thinking about something else in my head, then I started thinking aloud... im in trouble arent I??

Em: I had to have my car serviced today, and they just called me and told me that my brake line was leaking...
Edith: Do you really need brakes though?? Oh wait... yeah, yeah you do, get that fixed.

James: You know what, I think the posterior delts are the COOLEST muscle in the body, what do you think??
Me: I think... wait... what??
James: The poterior delts, theyre just, theyre so cool
Me: Why??
James: Theyre just so, so, so posterior, and THEYRE DELTOIDS!! I mean, theyre like, wow...
*pause*
You dont share my love for posterior delts do you??
Me: Im sorry... I can pretend to love them if you like...
James: *moping* ...its just not the same



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[i]Originally posted by thechickenhouse[/i]
[br]*lecturer is rambling on*
James: OH... I GET IT NOW
Lauren (lecturer): Uhh... James, I wasnt finished
James: Oh yeah, my mind was wandering and I was thinking about something else in my head, then I started thinking aloud... im in trouble arent I??

Em: I had to have my car serviced today, and they just called me and told me that my brake line was leaking...
Edith: Do you really need brakes though?? Oh wait... yeah, yeah you do, get that fixed.

James: You know what, I think the posterior delts are the COOLEST muscle in the body, what do you think??
Me: I think... wait... what??
James: The poterior delts, theyre just, theyre so cool
Me: Why??
James: Theyre just so, so, so posterior, and THEYRE DELTOIDS!! I mean, theyre like, wow...
*pause*
You dont share my love for posterior delts do you??
Me: Im sorry... I can pretend to love them if you like...
James: *moping* ...its just not the same



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James seems so cool.

I want one.

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[i]Originally posted by x pinkbanana! x[/i]
[br]on the platform waitin for the train yesterday after school. A few people had seen a programme bout 'artificial elephant incimination'...or something. Apparently it said that from the opening in an elephant it is 1.5 METRES to it's fanny.
L:ewwww
Li: ha, I find that funny
B: why the hell were you watchin that?' etc etc etchapbr />Then my midget friend Hannah goes
'OMG I WOULD FIT IN AN ELEPHANT FANNY-I AM AN ELEPHANT D**K!!!' like really loud so everyone stares, then she turns round to see 2 teachers from school standin behind her and goes 'oh, would you look at that, there's a train coming' and runs off, leaving us standing gormlessly next to the teachers...
probably isn't that funny but it made us laugh![:D]

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Hahahaha, I do.

Probably because I have lots of friends who'd do something like that.


Oh, I have one.

My friend, Hannah, was standing at the train station, when she noticed this guy standing on the other platform, wearing a white tunic, dress thing and had this long beard that made him look like Jesus.

So, she starts laughing because she was thinking "How mental are you?" and Jesus sees her laughing at him.

He gets off the platform and walks across the tracks to her, and gets back up and goes:

"You're laughing at the Son of God! YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HEEEEEEEEEELLL!"

And then he went back across the tracks and waited for his train to come.

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