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~*Chole*~
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 22/03/2007 : 21:55:32
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sam: OMG!! M's parents aren't virgins!!!
me: she is so overbese |
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Stupid Kid
Junior Member
United Kingdom
423 Posts |
Posted - 23/03/2007 : 18:08:05
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Our school has a theatre, and we were in there today for Drama.
Me: We can't go up on the balconies, people won't see us.
Lucy: Yes they can!
Me: The people UNDER the balconies can't though.
Lucy: Well they can lean over and look up then!
Me: No they can't! What if they have back problems, or don't have a neck?!
Love Lottie [[CC]] xx
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 24/03/2007 : 03:14:19
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*im in the LiquorLand trying to discide what alcohol to buy Nichelle for her birthday, I cant think of anything she really loves, so I call Eileen*
Me: Hey, what type of alcohol does Nichelle like??
Eileen: The type that she can get drunk on...
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lemon295
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2173 Posts |
Posted - 24/03/2007 : 08:44:16
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E : Look im a rabbit!!! *ribbit!
Me: *strange look* Erm ema...
E : oh wait... rabbits dont go ribbit... :|
*fits of laughter
Me: Did oyu know what? I learnt something in biology today!
C : what ya learn?
Me: I learnt that UK is the only country that doesnt have mosquitos!
E : Sarah...
Me: Its true!
E : No, we're the only country without rabies... as in dog flea things...
Me: I knew that...
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x pinkbanana! x
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1354 Posts |
Posted - 24/03/2007 : 15:36:38
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on the platform waitin for the train yesterday after school. A few people had seen a programme bout 'artificial elephant incimination'...or something. Apparently it said that from the opening in an elephant it is 1.5 METRES to it's fanny.
L:ewwww
Li: ha, I find that funny
B: why the hell were you watchin that?' etc etc etchapbr />Then my midget friend Hannah goes
'OMG I WOULD FIT IN AN ELEPHANT FANNY-I AM AN ELEPHANT D**K!!!' like really loud so everyone stares, then she turns round to see 2 teachers from school standin behind her and goes 'oh, would you look at that, there's a train coming' and runs off, leaving us standing gormlessly next to the teachers...
probably isn't that funny but it made us laugh![:D] |
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kissme123
New Member
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Posted - 24/03/2007 : 17:14:47
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| my m8 once said....OMG LOOK THERES A FLYING BIRD!! and pointed up at the sky.... |
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x pinkbanana! x
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1354 Posts |
Posted - 24/03/2007 : 17:24:19
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(have another one lol-retarded friend I must have)
In pe the other day we were doin interval trainin, so @ the end of the lesson sir goes 'so what have we been doin this lesson girls?' and someone put their hand up and goes 'interval intercourse' lmao! it was v.v.funny!!! every1 started doing their "interpritations" of interval intercourse lol! [:D] |
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RedRevolver
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3841 Posts |
Posted - 24/03/2007 : 18:06:39
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[i]Originally posted by x pinkbanana! x[/i]
[br]on the platform waitin for the train yesterday after school. A few people had seen a programme bout 'artificial elephant incimination'...or something. Apparently it said that from the opening in an elephant it is 1.5 METRES to it's fanny.
L:ewwww
Li: ha, I find that funny
B: why the hell were you watchin that?' etc etc etchapbr />Then my midget friend Hannah goes
'OMG I WOULD FIT IN AN ELEPHANT FANNY-I AM AN ELEPHANT D**K!!!' like really loud so everyone stares, then she turns round to see 2 teachers from school standin behind her and goes 'oh, would you look at that, there's a train coming' and runs off, leaving us standing gormlessly next to the teachers...
probably isn't that funny but it made us laugh![:D]
Hahahaha, I do.
Probably because I have lots of friends who'd do something like that.
Oh, I have one.
My friend, Hannah, was standing at the train station, when she noticed this guy standing on the other platform, wearing a white tunic, dress thing and had this long beard that made him look like Jesus.
So, she starts laughing because she was thinking "How mental are you?" and Jesus sees her laughing at him.
He gets off the platform and walks across the tracks to her, and gets back up and goes:
"You're laughing at the Son of God! YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HEEEEEEEEEELLL!"
And then he went back across the tracks and waited for his train to come.
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xxbumbumsxx
Junior Member
328 Posts |
Posted - 24/03/2007 : 21:02:01
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^^^ hahahahaha! i would LOVE to have seen that
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
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Posted - 24/03/2007 : 23:36:59
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by lemon295[/i]
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Me: Did oyu know what? I learnt something in biology today!
C : what ya learn?
Me: I learnt that UK is the only country that doesnt have mosquitos!
E : Sarah...
Me: Its true!
E : No, we're the only country without rabies... as in dog flea things...
Me: I knew that...
Erm... rabies arent fleas, its virus. And Australia and New Zeland dosent have it either.
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