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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2223 Posts |
 Posted - 19/03/2007 : 15:55:44
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(my friend's 4 year old sister, Abbie)
Abbie : Summer (her sis), i want coke!
karen : oh my god your sister does drugs!
abbie : noooo,! coke!
& another time
abbie : summer's a 81tch
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karen : yeah, summer's a 8itch, even her sis said so
me : abbie, is summer a 8itch?
abbie : nah summer's not a 81tch
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Edited by - bella_tomato_:) on 19/03/2007 19:51:16 |
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kat---x
Starting Member
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Posted - 19/03/2007 : 20:26:41
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E: OMG I CAN SEE THE CLOUDS MOVE
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 20/03/2007 : 07:12:50
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*following a conversation we had yesterday on the tram, where Em informed me that there were lockers in the student lounge, and I never noticed*
Em: See Kira, lockers
Me: OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THEM, THEYRE SO FANTASTIC!!
Em: No, really, theyre not.
Me: Oh. |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 20/03/2007 : 16:34:20
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"His body looks like a sack with boulders in."
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It's a luscious mix of words and tricks
That let us bet when you know we should fold |
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Imperfect lilac
Advanced Member
5265 Posts |
Posted - 20/03/2007 : 16:46:56
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Lecturer walks in and says her name, and what her research interests are.
Carly :'Stacey, oh my god she's f'u'c'k'ing Australian! I love it! It's just like Neighbours!'
1st thing Lecturer says - 'I'm from New Zealand and I get offended when people assume I'm Australian'
Heehee. |
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2223 Posts |
Posted - 20/03/2007 : 19:18:17
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me : yah, i'm listening to it on you tube
you tube
you are a tube
you have a tube
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.. . .love, the malteser. . .. |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 21/03/2007 : 06:53:19
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*long and boring lecture, its hot and sticky in the room, everyone is half asleep and not listening much*
Lecturer: So you find the subscapularis and mesure two centimeters down from it
James: WOW *everyone stares*
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*nudges me and whispers* I said that out aloud, didnt I?? |
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billowsweetie
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
16152 Posts |
Posted - 21/03/2007 : 14:05:40
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My friends were talking bout boys they'd had sex with;
LW: I can't remember most of their names, I give them nicknames- Cowboy, Tentboy...
LH: Ah, Tentboy. Why did you have sex with him again Lucy?
LW: Uh.. no reason.. cause I fancied him?
LH: SAY IT!
LW: Fine! For a pack of cigarettes.
LH: Not a pack Lucy, was it?
LW: FINE! For a cigarette.
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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon. |
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DizzyChairs
Starting Member
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Posted - 21/03/2007 : 22:59:08
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We were in the back of my friends dads car and well we were slightly hyper
We were talking about my friends boyfriend and Akisha wakes up because it was like at 7 in the morning
A:OMG Your Rory
M+E:*fits of laughter* NO!!
E:Shes my lesbion lover
M:Im a boy look i have boobs *points at boobs*
A+E+E's Dad: *lots of laughter*
It took me ages to get why they were laughing
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Round And Round And Round I Go |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 22/03/2007 : 10:32:52
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Lecturer: The most undertrained part of the body when it comes to weight training is the legs, everyone trains the pecs, the back, and overtrains the arms and abs, but they often forget all about the legs. DO NOT FORGET THE LEGS
Alek: What if your client like fully has no legs?? |
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Silly Quotes From Your Friends!
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