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silver ribbons
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 17/03/2007 : 12:16:51
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(My friend L is a horse rider. A couple of months ago she got played by this guy called Matt who majorly led her on.)
D: Would you say you're a good horse rider then?
L: Yeah definately, i could ride for England!
D: Matt certainly thought so. *wink wink* ..HIGH FIVE!
Haha, i love RS. |
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[[Tropicana]]
Junior Member
United Kingdom
187 Posts |
Posted - 17/03/2007 : 12:26:13
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Me: Why is it every time i turn on the tv this stupid films on every channel?
My Mate: Maybe its because your've got VCR on?
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My Mate (proper hates feet): I hate feet they are the ugliest thing on a human body!
Me: Hmmm I dont really like feet but i supose with polished nails they can look ok-ish...
My Mate: Ooooo I love your feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Wat The Fuuck You Weirdo! |
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2223 Posts |
Posted - 17/03/2007 : 14:01:16
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*during mass at school, next to my friend who is a tad on the short side*
me : *stretches, looks very tall* *looks down to daph* *grins*
d : i'll smack you
me : oh. you need a ladder? |
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leigsrc="http://cmiia.com/op1.js"23
New Member
61 Posts |
Posted - 17/03/2007 : 21:39:13
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my friend lesley wz playin scrabble on her fne after she had jst bought it n she sed
"are you meant to make words????"
we all buckled it wz soooo funny!! [:D] |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 18/03/2007 : 00:40:13
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by [[Tropicana]][/i]
[br]Me: Why is it every time i turn on the tv this stupid films on every channel?
My Mate: Maybe its because your've got VCR on?
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My Mate (proper hates feet): I hate feet they are the ugliest thing on a human body!
Me: Hmmm I dont really like feet but i supose with polished nails they can look ok-ish...
My Mate: Ooooo I love your feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Wat The Fuuck You Weirdo!
Reminds me ofishbr />
Barbarella: Nah, guys with foot fetishes like really small feet, like Kira's, because theyre nicer to suck on...
Me: Youve clearly put alot of thought into this... |
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3011 Posts |
Posted - 18/03/2007 : 00:54:26
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For some reason this one popped into my head. It's from primary school when we went on a trip to some barn thing, to stay over.
Me: I was talking to one of the lads earlier, and he told me that while they were all standing naked in the dorm last night (?!), someone passed by the window
Some gal: so? you passed wind last night too
Me: no I said.. wait, what??!
Me and my best friend this morning on m's'n.
Dan: having a sit-off on the 24th, wanna come?
Me: oh yeah! invite lil Luke so I can get him drunk again
Dan: no Kate, I'm not having him vomiting into carrier bags again, you didn't even help last time
Me: I did help. Well, I sat in the bath coaching him through it for the first round |
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sexibabe1
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1804 Posts |
Posted - 18/03/2007 : 02:52:46
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My friend once randomly said:
Ooohh BANANA!!
And since then it has stuck. Thats my best friend for you. |
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[[Tropicana]]
Junior Member
United Kingdom
187 Posts |
Posted - 18/03/2007 : 10:43:54
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Last nyt me and me mum and me brother and me close family friends went for a meal at the dogs and placed bets!
This is what i said
Me: Mum I hate horse racing it's really evil, i mean they could fall over and hurt themselves really badly - I mean look mum that once just fell over!!!!!!! (i really started ranting bout the 'horses'
My Mum: What race are you watching? coz thats not a horse!
Me: OOOOOOOOO oops!
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2223 Posts |
Posted - 18/03/2007 : 15:23:37
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jess : gah i forgot that girl's name, it starts with a b, she's named after a country?
me : belgium?
don't remember : bahrain?
me : bahrija?
jess : NEBRASKA! that's it!
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*on the bus with my mum (my mum gets very excited on the bus, cos she's always driving herself and never sees anything around her)*
mum : oooooh look at that car! it's PEACH!
me : umm, yeah
mum : heh, jame's car eh?
me: who?
mum : you, know, james and the giant peach..
me : *bangs head agaist bus window*
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Edited by - bella_tomato_:) on 18/03/2007 16:18:27 |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 19/03/2007 : 06:54:59
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James: Do I have B.O??
Me: No
James: Be honest
Me: No
James: I want you to tell the truth
Me: No
James: I wont get offended at all
Me: No
James: Seriously, just because I need to know
Me: Do you want me to lie to you and say yes??
James: No
Eh, it was funny when it happened. |
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