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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
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 Posted - 15/03/2007 : 10:00:40
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by [[Tropicana]][/i]
[br]My mate 'Did You just Hear What I Said?'
Me (im in a really bad mood) 'LOOK you cant expect me to hear everything you say'
My Mate - 'Just said that you trod in dog shiit but oh well'
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Me ' I hate things that are 99p means i have to get a quid out to recieve a penny'
My Mate ' Well just think you only have to spend £99 to recieve a whole £1'
*she got so excited that she worked that out till i told her that she'd only have a £1 not £100* lol
Be happy you have pennies.
When we see something as 99c it really costs $1,because its rounded up. |
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[[Tropicana]]
Junior Member
United Kingdom
187 Posts |
Posted - 15/03/2007 : 10:06:52
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| lol yeah i love pennies but ist annoying when they clog up your purse (by the way im x-nessa-x) just with a new username! xxx |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 15/03/2007 : 10:45:56
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I know, I read.
I guess you and pennies is lik eme and 5c coins, too many of them, and they dont amount to anything... |
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[[Tropicana]]
Junior Member
United Kingdom
187 Posts |
Posted - 15/03/2007 : 10:49:18
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833 Posts |
Posted - 15/03/2007 : 16:31:08
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Boy in my class (to girl in my class): you're a sket, though
Girl:...no I'm not...
Boy: No, that's good!! |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 15/03/2007 : 16:54:49
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Today we got given a video camera in our English lesson to make transcript.
*Emma goes up to a dinner lady*
E: Hello, can i ask you a few questions for our English project?
DL: Err, okay..
E: If you could be any farm animal what would you be?
DL: A horse..
E: Ah yeah. Can you make a horse noise for us please?
*DL neighs*
DL: What's this got to do with English?
K: Are you going tonight Ollie?
O: Yeah. But i have nobody to go with.
*everybody looks shifty*
Me: Haha, loser.
O: It's okay, i'll just cruise up to the gig with music blaring in my massive Mercedes, ahh.
K: Oh! Oh! Can you bring your massive ego too?
We had to show the video to our class as well, it was well good. |
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LikkleJesiii
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1224 Posts |
Posted - 16/03/2007 : 22:10:25
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| My mate said to me 'Why is the grass green but people with ginger hair am orange' and i stared laughing as it was funny but weird and i said nope i dont kno lol mega funny at the time lol xx |
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thebirdsaidcoo
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7398 Posts |
Posted - 16/03/2007 : 22:49:16
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*Looking at picture of skinned monkey*
L: What's that red stuff? Is it blood?
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OverTheRainbow1
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1449 Posts |
Posted - 17/03/2007 : 00:18:58
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My mates in Child Development.
Nat: Becky fook offishbr />Becky: No make me fook u
Me and Ellie in Child Del (Me depressed drinking wtaer)
me: i need summit stronger (Vodka)
Ellie looks at me and digs in her bag: JUICE!
Me and mates in D.T
R: Nat's a div
Nat afta 45 seconds: What?
Me: ur a div
Nat ten seconds later: Oi!
S: And ur slow
Nat afta a minute: What were we talking about?
Again in D.T
Me: If u could be any animal what would it be?
R: Nat (Nat looks up and grins) or a pig they both look the same
Me and mates in Media.
Me: Ashley is egotistical
Nat; What does that mean?
Me: He has a big ego
Nat: Whats an ego?
Me: It means he's bigheaded
Nat: whats a head?
Nat eats rainbow dust and runs into a door.
Me; I'mguessing that's a pull door (sign says push)
B: no it's just locked. |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 17/03/2007 : 01:28:44
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*We are sitting in KFC at midnight, waiting for a taxi*
Shanlee: KFC dont use normal chicken, they plant the eggs in the dirt then the chickens hatch and grow underground, like potatoes
Mel: *laughing* Shan, chickens ant grow in the dirt, they have to breathe
Shanlee: EXACTLY. Its wrong, thats how they get really big fat chickens
Me: No, if they cant breathe they die, they dont grow massive
Shanlee: Hmm... no, im sure of it, they grow like potatoes... oh wait, maybe its the potatoes and gravy that they grow like potatoes
Nicole: I think thats more likely.
Eileen: Being potatoes and all
Shanlee: No, I swear, it was chickens... |
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