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thechickenhouse
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Australia
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 Posted - 02/03/2007 : 09:05:29
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Daniel: Hey retard
Me: What??
Daniel: You got a f'u''cking thesaurus??
Mum: Why on earth would she have a dinosaur??
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DollyDimple1303
New Member
92 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2007 : 22:17:27
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The maths room suddenly goes dark...
Paula:Has the room gone dark or did I just blink?
she's such a muppet.lol. xxxx |
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CheekyChihuahua
Advanced Member
Chad
7666 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2007 : 22:19:29
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Slipknot are playing on the radio.
Mom: Is this the Backstreet Boys? |
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frances farmer
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7779 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2007 : 22:48:49
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Talking about siamese twins -
Me: Oh wow, they each have their own sets of lungs and their own heart.
Vicke: I wonder if they have four boobs.
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frances farmer
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7779 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2007 : 22:55:23
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Another one from Vicke I just remembered. We were in yoga class, trying to do this one position where you kind of twist your arms together and touch your palms. Vicke couldn't do it even though she tried a million times..
Me: Seriously, what the hell - you're doing it right but it isn't working.
Vicke: Oh no..[really loudly] I'VE GOT WRONG HANDS!
Yoga Class : *dirty look*
I was wetting myself. It was so funny. |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22313 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2007 : 08:30:10
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Alec: Male masturbation is an example of extension and flexion
It is, but it really didnt need to be said... was funny at the time though. |
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x-Nessa-x
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4659 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2007 : 10:38:09
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I was Teaching My Bf How To Iron & Here's The Convo We Had:
Steve - Right So Explain Againg,
Me - You Line The Clothing Up On The Board, Then Press the iron now and move in a clockwise sort of motion,
Steve - Er why we putting the iron on the clothes?
Me - Because thats what irons are designed for?
Steve - But surely the irons too hot? I aint putting that thing on my clothes!
hahahahahaha
And this was when a group of us were going cinema
Me: You know i dont know why escalators were invented they take so much time getting to the top and back down again
My friend: what are you talking about?
Me: Well looks we should have bene up the top by now!
Mmy friend: Well maybe if you paid more attention you'd realise the escalator was out or order! |
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lemon295
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/03/2007 : 17:12:22
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all from wednesday lol
me: hahaha doggy paddle
c: doggy paddle?
me: yeah doggy paddle!
c: what are you on about?
me: doggy pa... wait no its doggy style...
*proceeds onto a conversation about a sex position of doggy paddle...*
me: what did you just say?!
e: i said look out the window
me: oooh thought you said something else... i think i need ear glasses..
c: ear glasses?!
me: yeah... wait... erm i mean a hearing aid...
*walking past the york eye at night*
me: it looks like a giant glowstick!
c: yes of course...
me: i wanna ride the giant glowstick!
d: you want to RIDE it?! |
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pinkygal1234
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/03/2007 : 10:19:33
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well its actually a silly quote from me
but oh well
*me and heather are walking down a long dark path, getting dark, rather scary, next to a field of crops*
me - remember last time we were down here, and we saw that scarecrow and thought it was a man and ran out screaming...?.....Like that one *points to scarecrow in middle of field*
Heather: rosie...thats a man
was hilarious at the time ...
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22313 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2007 : 10:43:55
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*ad for movie comes on*
"A woman's internal struggle, caught in a loveless marriage, she searches for self-fufilment (etc etc) in this Israeli cult classic, premiering next week on The World Movies Channel"
Me: OOOHHH, That looks good, im gonna watch that
Brother: THAT looks good?? Seriously, this is why you dont have a boyfriend...
Oh thats right, im getting dating advice from my 14yr old brother. |
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Silly Quotes From Your Friends!
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