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lemon295
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 19/02/2007 : 17:43:18
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me: try saying moose without pouting ema: moooouse *pouts* charlie: moose *pouts* me: i think it worksn any word begining with 'm' ema: naar charlie: marshmallow. marshmallow ema: marshmallow charlie: mmarshmallow me: minge ema & charlie: wtf?! |
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ParalysedSleep
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United Kingdom
3015 Posts |
Posted - 19/02/2007 : 23:13:06
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| Another, erm, interesting quote from my mam: "I'm flabbergasted. My gaster has never been so flabbered.." |
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LowriLulu
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United Kingdom
1117 Posts |
Posted - 19/02/2007 : 23:36:08
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Me: I am a genious. Blob: It's GENIUS, you mong. |
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xXsofi_1991Xx
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United Kingdom
868 Posts |
Posted - 20/02/2007 : 12:46:49
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talking about vegatables in english
H: what's your favourite vegatable Sofi? me: oranges H: wtf?! me: wait.... thats not right is it. |
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babygirl606
Starting Member
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Posted - 20/02/2007 : 21:25:18
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one time my friends said when i showed them a picture they said i looked like a doll
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lol.........it was so funny.......LMAO |
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thechickenhouse
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Australia
22186 Posts |
Posted - 20/02/2007 : 22:38:05
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Barbarella: Yeah, I saw Phil on monday, I ran away Me: Why on earth did you run away?? You say hello to people you know Barbarella: I know, but I was really hungry Me: What does that have to do with saying hello to someone?? Barbarella: You know, I really dont know, thing is, at the time, it made alot of sense in my head, but then I bought some sushi, and it didnt make any sense anymore. |
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Q*U*E*E*N*B*E*E
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5823 Posts |
Posted - 20/02/2007 : 22:46:29
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| lol ^^ |
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thebirdsaidcoo
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United Kingdom
7430 Posts |
Posted - 20/02/2007 : 22:54:16
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Mikki-Smell Corrie, she smells just like Jesus. Rest of class- And what does Jesus smell like?
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A Butterfly
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Posted - 20/02/2007 : 23:12:23
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quote: [i]Originally posted by thebirdsaidcoo[/i] [br]Mikki-Smell Corrie, she smells just like Jesus. Rest of class- And what does Jesus smell like?
Your friends amuse me! |
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starlightk
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Posted - 20/02/2007 : 23:36:14
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My english teacher comes out with some pretty regularly:
"...the mods and the rockers, but that was before my time. I was more of a hippy. Yes I was one of those with the big skirts and the sitting around smoking drugs." Pause "Not that I ever smoked drugs!" Pause "And none of you should either!"
"I wore hotpants, back when I was younger" Horrified pause as everyone in the whole class gets a mental image of our fifty-year-old teacher in hotpants.
"Well there are some Irish people in Ireland, I imagine, but of course there are more Protestants."
(Discussing the dove/crow comparison in Romeo and Juliet) "Well crows often move heavilly on their feet than doves." Points to window in sheer excitement. "Look a crow! See how it walks ... like this!!" She then proceeded to do an insane version of the chicken dance. The whole class almost exploded in laughter.
Ahh, good times, good times. |
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