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machete
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02/01/2007 : 20:12:09
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my new years eve pull said "i have a denim willy" and my reply was "your torusers aren't even demin u wab"
i was in the gym with my mate and she didnt wana go on the treadmills so she said that if i made her she said "i'll run out of oxygen, fall off hit my head on the mirro break the glass and then it will go down my throat and will cut my lungs"
then she heard it. |
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billowsweetie
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
16113 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 20:16:34
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| Me and my friend can literally sit there for hours having imaginary conversations. Like, pretending we're old women and discussing someone called Frank (who actually pops up a lot). |
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eminem_crazy
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
21676 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 20:21:42
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^Ha.
Oo me and my mate do that,not talk about a Frank though.. just random silly names. |
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XbeckyX1
Advanced Member
12003 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 00:27:42
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^Me and my friend discussed that one day; the fact that there are hardly any Franks that we know off. We only came up with about 3!
Craig:Lena, ive still got your christmas present for last year in my wardrobe.
Lena:What was it?
Me:A calendar, same one as mine
Lena:Ohh right, give it me this christmas then i can use it next year.
xxxx |
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baby_hustla_
Junior Member
122 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 00:37:49
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OMG loooooolzz
ma pla once was jumpin on ma bed and ma bed is reali hy and she hit her head against the ceiling!!!!! i was lik
'gurl seriosli u gona knok all of d brains u hav left!' lol
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XSmurfX
Junior Member
289 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 11:55:22
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haha at skwl we were goin 2 a carol service but we had to go to lesson 1st....
Teacher: ok dont get ur stuff out we're goin to carols in a minute..
My friend: carols? hus carol?
awww bless her lol xxxx |
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allyandra
Senior Member
1262 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 16:29:41
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this was me when i was drunk
"it feels like i'm drinking a dream"
this was when we had been studying Jane Austens "Emma" in english for about 2 weeks , we were discussing the book in class n my friend goes
"who's jane"
everyone just looked at her in pure amazment that she cud be so stupid, we're top set as well.
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nicensweet19
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 18:16:25
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| in yr 8, a new science teacher came in , and he was fat, and i mean fat fat, and my mate sed " how can someone with no ears wear glasses", it was funny at the time |
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Londonchic12
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
5502 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 19:38:02
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What shape is the sky?
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So like, when boys go toilet, do they feel it?
I don't know.
I swear it moves.
loloololz.
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I swear when me and her walk down the street, people think she's my daughter.
All these probably don't sound funny. But at the times, it they just hilarious. |
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ErrorInTheMakin
Starting Member
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Posted - 03/01/2007 : 21:55:24
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Okay so they prob won't sound funny at the moment but they were at the time...
Matt: I just ate Rhys' Sausage ... [5 minutes later after awkward silence] Roll...
Miss O: Is that a giraffe?
Teri: Noo! Giraffes Have 2 legs not 4!
Teri: How many o's in Zoo?
Me: 5
Teri : Ohmygod Thankyou ... [she failed that spelling test]
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Silly Quotes From Your Friends!
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