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machete
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 17/02/2007 : 14:51:11
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| I was a weebit drunk last night and in the taxi, i was givin the driver directions to my house. When he asked me was it a certgian street i said "oui oui, that french for yes yes, not i really need the toilet" |
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xxxcutexxx
New Member
59 Posts |
Posted - 17/02/2007 : 15:16:33
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dar are so many funny things me an my m8s hav said here are just a few of them
in class the teacher goes wat do u think about the polash
me- oh i can understand polash
teacher - realy can u hows dat?
me - ye but only when they talk english
kat - ur some timmy ye no that!
agen in class
kat - is gorge buch are prasdint?
me - no hes da amrecen prasdint
kat - dan whos irelands prasdint?
me - u timmy marry mc alice
kat - oh i thought she was vice prasdint of ireland?
jess - clare u dum kat ur dummer
clare - anns dumist haha
outside the shops with all me m8s wan i was wherein my sexy jackit
karl - oh my god is dat guchi
me - no.. its sarahs y
karl - haha its guchi u timmy
me - oh ye hahahaha |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1880 Posts |
Posted - 17/02/2007 : 16:48:14
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E: Well, you look like this pavement!
L: That's racist..
E: Yeah, you grey b'a'stard.
"How come when i put my hood up i always look like i have a gnomehead?"
"You look like a bandit dog. In a nice way."
"If you're getting in my bed, i'm going to touch you."
*shouting around the Lourve* "OE EST LE MUMMY!"
(Standing at a zebra crossing)
J: Look, we can cross now..
(One second later a bus speeds past)
(In a queue at the Eiffel Tower, saying that she's going to listen to The Holloways song (The fiddle song) when she gets back)
J: I'm going to have a good fiddle tonight!
*cue long explanation that she meant the stringed instrument* |
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-Breathless-
Starting Member
41 Posts |
Posted - 17/02/2007 : 21:31:14
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setting the scene
walking out of boots with my friend on a VERY busy day, absolutly hordes and hordes of people, just bought some hair dye
friend (said very very loudly): 'LETS GO DO IT IN THE PUBLIC TOILETS ROSIE!'
i can't remember any more at the moment
they happen so often
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-Breathless-
Starting Member
41 Posts |
Posted - 17/02/2007 : 21:32:50
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as SOON as i posted that the same friend as before went to me on ***:
'what food makes you hungry?'
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22267 Posts |
Posted - 17/02/2007 : 22:43:33
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Watching that episode of the Gilmore Girls where the Life or Death club invite Rory to one of their gatherings, and they dont use the letter E.
Eileen: We should do that one day
Me: You used E's twice
Eileen: No I didnt, you did
Me: But only in pointing out that you did
Eileen: Shut up Kira
Me: PAUSE!! We need to change your name
Eileen: Why?? Theres no E's in Eile- oh ***.
*later on*
Me: We also need to dress up in big puffy formal dresses and jump off tall structures with umbrellas
Eileen: Yeah. Lets build a tall structure
Me: Out of what and where??
Eileen: There *signalling to park accross the road* out of.. uhh... books
Me: Yeah sure, we'll do that.
*reading her brother's yearbook (with the intention of finding my brother's girlfriend, because he wont bring hsi yearbook home because he knows i'll go snoopingand looking for her*
Me: Hey, miss yearbook committee
Eileen: What??
Me: Their year 12's got quotes
Eileen: I'll quote you
Me: Yes, see, thats what quoting is all about
Eileen: AHHH, shut up, im trying to listen to audio commentary
Me: Anti-quoteist
Eileen: AFA is ont he Sandringham line right??
Me: mmmhmmm
Eileen: See, im going to Monash, youre going to AFA, but we still take the same train, and get of at the same station
Me: Dont you get off at Caufield??
Eileen: Yeah
Me: I get off at Elsternwick
Eileen: Who cares, youre getting off at Caufield and taking extra long to get to AFA |
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Unexpected.
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4820 Posts |
Posted - 18/02/2007 : 17:04:49
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At the table...
Brother: Helen, what are you eating?
Me: Peas in pods, but the peas are tiny, mum I think you got the wrong ones.
Mum: ...That's mange-tout
Me: Oh. |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1880 Posts |
Posted - 19/02/2007 : 10:53:24
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Me to the driving examiner after he passed me:
"Oh my god, are you joking? I could hug you right now. Don't worry though, i won't, because that'd probably scare you."
I don't think he was too impressed. |
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3025 Posts |
Posted - 19/02/2007 : 11:34:26
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My best friend Dan on Myspace: "I drink like a coke addict on coke". Still not entirely sure what the hell he was going on about.
My other friend Dan and a friend of his, Robert, talk really fast, and it's often difficult to understand them.
Dan and Rob: *mutter mutter jabber jabber*
Me: oh my God! you two are so annoying!
Rob: what??
Me: you talk to each other in your own little language, you're like Furbies!
Dan: MEEE LAHHVEE YOUUUUUUUU!! |
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star4life
Junior Member
140 Posts |
Posted - 19/02/2007 : 17:00:20
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weve had so many but i cant remember most of them
my friend:: NEVER accept plastic medels
guess you had to be there but she sounded so serious! and we were only 11!
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Silly Quotes From Your Friends!
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