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machete
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 13/02/2007 : 19:35:00
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My mum always texts me when I'm at school to let me know that I've forgotten my phone.
I had a conversation with my Auntie earlier about Munters. |
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A Butterfly
Senior Member
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Posted - 13/02/2007 : 21:41:35
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[i]Originally posted by ParalysedSleep[/i]
[br]Not exactly 'friends,' but my mam says the daftest things.
Last week or so, we were walking down the road looking at the moon 'cause it was really bright.
Mum: ooh, look at that star under the moon
Me: *squinting* I can't see anything..
Mum: hold on, wait 'til we get closer
Me: ..to the moon??
Me and my sisters were arguing a while ago.
Kelly: you smell
C: your mum
Me: your mum!
Mum: YOUR MUM!!
Hahahaha thats gas |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 13/02/2007 : 23:03:27
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by machete[/i]
[br]My mum always texts me when I'm at school to let me know that I've forgotten my phone.
HAH, nice. |
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2223 Posts |
Posted - 15/02/2007 : 19:24:11
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| leave me be you muffin! |
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RaeLeW
Junior Member
United Kingdom
126 Posts |
Posted - 15/02/2007 : 20:16:01
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I was singing Two Weeks Notice by Fantasia Barrino. In class this morning.
Paul: Not a song
Me: What?
Paul: It's a film
*I'm not really awake at this moment* Me: What? again?
Paul: Two weeks notice, a film, with Sandra Bullock in it. Telling me you didn't go and oggle?
Me: It's a song as well listen you plank....
*after listening*
Paul: Oh My God, it's a song too, wow, oh wow, wow that's right up there with the chicken song.
20 minutes later...
Paul: *singing* The first time I heard a naughty word, was when was a child. I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild
Me:*singing* Me granny says Johnny the chickens they don't curse.
Five of our friends joined in at that point. We were almost thrown out for swearing, but ahh it was the chicken's fault.
***
M: If I asked her out you think she'd say yes?
Me and friends: No
M: Why?
Paul: Too hot
J: Too good a dresser
T: Too smart
Me: Too gay, look that's her gf.
M: Ok I'm going for it. *I was right, she was too gay*
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Sam (my mum): Rae where's the thingamabob?
Me: In the thingy
Sam: Not it's not, but the whatsit you wanted is
Me: I know that, I meant the other thingy.
Sam: what thingy, oh that thingy
Me: is it there?
Sam: No the whojamaflippy is though
Me: Ahh well mum'll be happy.
Kathy (my other mum): What the hell?
Me: Mum couldn't find the thingamabob, I said it was in the thingy, she looked in the wrong thingy, but found the whatsit I was looking for but already found, then looked in the other thingy and found the whojamaflippy you were looking for last night.
Sam: Good day at work darling?
Kathy *looks from me to Sam, turns around and picks up my daughter* And hows my gorgeous granddaughter...
And didn't talk to us for ten minutes, because the crazy was too much. |
Edited by - RaeLeW on 15/02/2007 23:55:18 |
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ezagirl1991
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
8125 Posts |
Posted - 15/02/2007 : 23:44:04
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From my brothers friend:
Joe: *talking about a film* are they in a mental prostitution?
Me: XD *lolz* you mean institution?
Joe: Uh, yeah that's the one *is embaressed*
I lol'd.
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 16/02/2007 : 08:42:05
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Marie: Pantene shampoo actually tastes quite nice
Me: When did you taste shampoo??
Marie: Oh, when I was in the shower... what, youve never tasted shampoo before??
Me: Uh... no. |
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piniata
Junior Member
181 Posts |
Posted - 16/02/2007 : 08:59:54
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| Kirsty: I don't have bad taste... I just end up going out with relly ugly guys... |
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xXsofi_1991Xx
Average Member
United Kingdom
868 Posts |
Posted - 16/02/2007 : 15:26:07
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i always come out with the stupidest things.
me: the trains dont just land in one place in London, you know.
H: trains fly now, do they?
and my mum is a total nutter.
mum: rinse your plate at put it in the microwave.
me: ...microwave?
mum: you know what i mean. that thing that washes the dishes.
me: ...the DISHWASHER?
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Mayflower
Starting Member
27 Posts |
Posted - 16/02/2007 : 22:11:50
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Peter: aaaahhh! OMG! I think I've lost croatia!
Me: ......How do you lose a COUNTRY? |
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