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starlightk
Advanced Member
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 Posted - 11/02/2007 : 23:06:16
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Me - ...Yeah, Milli's dad gives her everything.
Gail - Her dad's called Rudolph...
Me - I know! Fish and Joe were singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer outside her house last night.
Hannah - Why? Does he have a red nose?
Me - Eurgh there's a lump in my ponytail.
Vicki - Maybe it's got cancer.
(Entirely un-politically correct, but funny at the time).
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3011 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 23:19:10
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by Unexpected.[/i]
[br]quote:
[i]Originally posted by frances farmer[/i]
[br]Me and Vicke were talking to each other in strange, 1920s BBC newsreader accents. Don't know why.
V: Golly Gosh!
Me: What Ho!
V: I say, I say, I say, old bean!
Me: Well, slap my face and call me a taxi!
V: Put my head in a box and call me Gregory!
Me: Fill my eyes with cous-cous and put a pan on my head!
Rosie: What the hell? You absolute freaks..
Me and my friend do that a lot.
"Don't worry old chap! We'll beat the blighters!"
Haha, me and my little sister used to do that when we were little. Used to freak my mam out. |
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PureDesire
New Member
99 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2007 : 00:22:48
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A friend of mine comes out with things so often, we started to write some down
Laura:Isnt everyone called Leslie a lesbbian
Me: erm,, no
Laura: Yeah they are, its because of the Les bit
Amy: No Laura just because someone is called Leslie doesnt make them a lesbian
Laura: If you had a bomb what would you call it? i think id call mine Mark
Laura: Just because Micheal Jackson is a kiddy fiddler, Does not make him a paedofile!
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breanne_xx
Starting Member
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Posted - 12/02/2007 : 09:33:03
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I'd been to wales to visit some friends for a weekend and i wastrying to explain something to my friend on the way home...
Anyway, For some reason somebody had shouted sheep at the weekend and i was telling her...so i shouted "Sheeep!!!!" and pointed at the crossing we were just coming up to.
She screamed, turned round and ran in the opposite direction. She actually believed that there was a sheep waiting to cross the road [:I]
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 13/02/2007 : 05:14:26
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*after watching The Queen*
Eileen: I wish I were the queen, then I could point at people and they would dance, dance at my command
Me: ...and all will be well
Eileen: EXACTLY!! |
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piniata
Junior Member
181 Posts |
Posted - 13/02/2007 : 09:00:27
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They never sound funny when you write them down, but they were at the time
Some legend quotes from my friends and me:
Kirsty (giving me a number): 0...7...blah blah… nine hundred
Me: That’s 3 nines, right?
Danni: That was SUCH a good night I do NOT remember it.
(My vocabulary at it's best)
Me: My god she snores like a f|cking... snore machine...
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3011 Posts |
Posted - 13/02/2007 : 18:23:10
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Not exactly 'friends,' but my mam says the daftest things.
Last week or so, we were walking down the road looking at the moon 'cause it was really bright.
Mum: ooh, look at that star under the moon
Me: *squinting* I can't see anything..
Mum: hold on, wait 'til we get closer
Me: ..to the moon??
Me and my sisters were arguing a while ago.
Kelly: you smell
C: your mum
Me: your mum!
Mum: YOUR MUM!! |
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xXxInMyArMsxXx
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7240 Posts |
Posted - 13/02/2007 : 18:25:44
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by ParalysedSleep[/i]
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Kelly: you smell
C: your mum
Me: your mum!
Mum: YOUR MUM!!
LOL! |
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lilamba
Starting Member
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Posted - 13/02/2007 : 18:39:01
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| we were in class n were tlkin bout da great wal of china, n we live in watford, so 4 a jke ma teacher goz "der is a wall dat surrounds watford and no1 can get out or get in" 4 a jke, n ma m8 holly goz "omg reli can we go der a school trip" we were all crackin up coz der is no wall[:D] |
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frances farmer
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7779 Posts |
Posted - 13/02/2007 : 19:25:30
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by ParalysedSleep[/i]
Mum: ooh, look at that star under the moon
Me: *squinting* I can't see anything..
Mum: hold on, wait 'til we get closer
Me: ..to the moon??
Heh, funny. My mum always says silly things. Once she left me a note saying "Don't forget to turn the dishwasher on. All you have to do is push the button - as the Sugababes would say!" |
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Silly Quotes From Your Friends!
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