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goldensun
Average Member
820 Posts |
 Posted - 09/02/2007 : 18:26:31
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( When her dog sticks her muzzle into a hole in a field )
Gabby: Omg!She's stuck her beak in the floor!
( Spelling Spongebob )
Gabby: Anyone can spell Spongebob.S-P-O-N-G-E-B-O-O-B
( Talking about snow )
Gabby: It's like God getting rid of his dandruffishbr />
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AmusingStuff
Advanced Member
4579 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2007 : 20:19:13
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While listening to the radio
Mum-"Morrissey, he's in Hard Fi, isn't he?"
No mum, just no. |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22267 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2007 : 01:54:05
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Brother: Do you have feeling in your dreads??
Me: If you pull it I will feel it, and sunbsequently hurt you
Brother: No, like, if I poke one of them, will it feel the same way as if I poked your arm
Me: Its hair, of course it wouldnt
Brother: But its fat hair |
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coolgirl371
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1810 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2007 : 19:09:56
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Talking about Pirates of the carribean two
me: davey jones was so cool.
miz: OMG yeah!! The guy with the testicles!!
me: ....?!
sarah: tentacles dear.
s: do sheeps lay eggs?
Watching music channels
me: Wow, look at that little dude in the corner!! nice dancin!!
samie: He's the sign language person.
meg in her sleep: seriously dude, I can't see!
so many more...
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22267 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 08:32:23
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Me: *looking at catalogue* OOH, houndstooth shoes, I want
Mum: Whats houndstooth??
Me: *waving catalogue around* That
Mum: Thats not houndstooth
Me: Well what is it then?? Oh no, please dont tell me youre one of those idiots who call it by the incorrect americanisation 'dogtooth'??
Mum: No, its the David Jones pattern, and David Jones dont sell dogs idiot, they sell clothing and homewares
Me: I never said they sell dogs
Mum: You said 'dogtooth' they dont sell dogs, they sell clothes and homewares
Me: Oh god, mum, the NAME OF THE FABRIC ON THE SHOES IS HOUNDSTOOTH, THE AMERICANISATION OF HOUNDSTOOTH IS DOGTOOTH, WHICH IS AN INCORRECT FASHION TERM, WHERE DID YOU GET DAVID JONES FROM??
Mum: Well heres where youre wrong miss smarty-pants, that print is NOT houndstooth or dogtooth or cattooth or rabbittooth, its David Jones print.
Observe the David Jones credit card:
http://www.davidjones.com.au/images/i_djcard.jpg |
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Unexpected.
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4820 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 13:09:04
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Ashley - Have you heard Beyonces new song?
Me - Listen?
Ashley - To what..? |
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i*luv*spongebob
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1027 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 14:46:21
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Abbey-My hair gets really wet when I wash it.
Terri-Try listening to silence, it's a great stress reliever.
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frances farmer
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7779 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 15:48:44
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Me and Vicke were talking to each other in strange, 1920s BBC newsreader accents. Don't know why.
V: Golly Gosh!
Me: What Ho!
V: I say, I say, I say, old bean!
Me: Well, slap my face and call me a taxi!
V: Put my head in a box and call me Gregory!
Me: Fill my eyes with cous-cous and put a pan on my head!
Rosie: What the hell? You absolute freaks..
Oooo, I just remembered one! We were playing bingo and calling out the numbers -
Amy: Number 2, Avian Flu!
Me: Number 50, You're all shifty!
Amy: Thrifty Mixty, Number Sixty!
Me: Number 28, Let's have a fight
Me:...wait, that doesn't rhyme, does it? |
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Unexpected.
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
4820 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 15:57:18
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by frances farmer[/i]
[br]Me and Vicke were talking to each other in strange, 1920s BBC newsreader accents. Don't know why.
V: Golly Gosh!
Me: What Ho!
V: I say, I say, I say, old bean!
Me: Well, slap my face and call me a taxi!
V: Put my head in a box and call me Gregory!
Me: Fill my eyes with cous-cous and put a pan on my head!
Rosie: What the hell? You absolute freaks..
Me and my friend do that a lot.
"Don't worry old chap! We'll beat the blighters!" |
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frances farmer
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7779 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 16:00:34
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by Unexpected.[/i]
Me and my friend do that a lot.
"Don't worry old chap! We'll beat the blighters!"
Haha, I'm glad someone understands. |
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