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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 31/01/2007 : 19:14:41
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N: "Hey, did you ever notice, that if you take the 'N' out of my name, you're left with 'Ick'?"
Me: "Really? I thought it'd leave you with 'retard'"
Haha, he cracks me up sometimes because he's so dim. |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22159 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2007 : 08:12:19
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Melanie: Ahh,you guys should have come clubbing with us on Sunday night, Shanlee was dancing with this guy, then she came running up to us screaming "He came close and he got a hard on"
Barbarella: Did he at least ask her permission to get hard?? Or did he just do it under some assumption that she was into that??
Us: o.0 |
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Mayflower
Starting Member
27 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2007 : 20:58:37
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In science class:
Teacher:...so since there's no air in space...
Rana: But there IS air in space!
Teacher:...no
Rana: Yes there is! That's why they have those wierd white clothes in space!
And she's was completly serious to...
Historyteacher: So Johanna, what did you do this weekend?
Me: *am sick of her asking me that every week* I was in Brighton hunting elk's with chainsaws.
My friends thougt that was hilarious...
Max: So next year we're gonna be the oldest in this school...so we have to start beating up firstyears and steal their lunch money or something....
Isabell: Right, since all people before us have been doing that?
Me: So it's like tradition...I see.
We had this conversation in class and sounded deadly serious. Everyone was staring...
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cymares ciwt
Junior Member
United Kingdom
278 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2007 : 16:16:18
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by ParalysedSleep[/i]
[br]My sister whilst watching television just now:
"Oh my God! That woman has the same toe as me!"
She was deadly serious too [B)]
L.M.A.O! [:D] ! |
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2222 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2007 : 17:15:46
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-stuuupid
-ohmygosh you said the s woooord![:0] |
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2999 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2007 : 19:26:42
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Our electricity went out today, so me and my two sisters had nothing to do. There was a lull in the conversation.
K: I wanna go to Amish town!
C: I have a nipple on..
And that must've been the only interesting things they had left to say. |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22159 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2007 : 23:33:18
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Chrysanthe: So remind me again, why are we painting a giant piece of cardobard while wearing chickentail dresses??
Eileen: Wait a minuit, who was the one who called us all up going "I bought a floaty chickentail dress, I wanna wear it tomorrow, lets all wear pretty dresses while we paint"??
Chrysanthe: I WANTED TO FEEL LIKE THE 1920'S!! |
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x.xbabayx.x
Junior Member
139 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2007 : 18:35:09
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| so so so so so so so so so many! [:D] |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2007 : 18:39:25
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Girly meal + wine =
"Your forehead is like foreskin in my mind, and i would DO your chin!"
"So..so.. I got a stool, and STAMPED it on her foot! Hahahahaha"
E: "Do we have biology tomorrow?"
V: "No. It's a saturday you idiot."
E: "Oh. Do we have biology tomorrow?"
"Does Saddam Hussain have his own theme tune?"
"I have an idea. I'll get my bats..."
"You live on a nazi road." |
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bella_tomato_:)
Advanced Member
Malta
2222 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2007 : 18:13:25
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today, at the restaurant we were eating at
sister : eugh my ears are hurting soo much
me : like, maybe a baby is growing in them |
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Silly Quotes From Your Friends!
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