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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
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 Posted - 25/01/2007 : 04:16:18
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Only from about two hours ago...
Eileen: Yeah, so I thought yesterday when I woke up, maybe im not really lactose intolerant, maybe its all in my head, so I got out of bed, had some strawberry milk and a cream-filled doughnut, then I went to enrol into my uni course and had a baked potato with sour cream and extra cheese and a cappacinno with full cream milk, then I had large iced coffee with full cream milk, and a taco with extra cheese and some ice-cream, then for some reason I felt really sick and threw up all night.
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wave68
Junior Member
166 Posts |
Posted - 25/01/2007 : 19:08:30
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me: ( map reading) okay so you go down this blue road for abit...........WAIT! thats a river! - i still get teased about it in geography lessons lol
teacher: yea my daughter is ill, she has chicken pox
girl in class: oh well at least she is pretty in pink!
friend: wheres chubby cheeks
me: your sat on them!
teacher: this is called abrasion- (referring to rocks hitting the river bank) then he smacks himself into the blackboard as he is a 'rock'! lol |
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niafach
Average Member
United Kingdom
518 Posts |
Posted - 25/01/2007 : 20:53:36
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by DollyDimple1303[/i]
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oh my god the most embarrassing one was when my stepdad went into mcdonalds and asked for a McChicken flurry!
heehee,agen,you gotta be there xxxxx
That's awesome! lol! I can imagine that-something my father would do! lol! |
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!CalsGirl!
Advanced Member
2982 Posts |
Posted - 25/01/2007 : 21:06:18
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My friend once said this...
Me: Oh look there's a plane! (it was rather low flying - im not easily amused by plane's in general *shifty*)
Friend: CHOO CHOOO!!
And now everyone mocks her cos she made a train noise when it was a plane hahaha |
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-Summer-
Average Member
532 Posts |
Posted - 25/01/2007 : 22:08:25
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Tom: Oh my God! The other day I found this AMAZING leaf that smelled of mint!
Us: Was that because it WAS mint?
Tom: What! Mint's not a plant... |
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xxxjojoxxx1
Starting Member
11 Posts |
Posted - 26/01/2007 : 00:00:11
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| there are some things on here that are possibly some of the funniest things i have ever heard...i congratulate u all for ur absolute genius [8D] |
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silver ribbons
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 26/01/2007 : 15:55:43
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"Hmm, am i cold enough?" (Whilst looking at a random coat on the floor in an alleyway) |
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SoDeliciousx
New Member
84 Posts |
Posted - 26/01/2007 : 16:45:56
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This is all from one girl, you would believe how stupid she is lol
*in art and we're drawing birds*
S: Why does this bird have a beak
Me: Birds do have beaks
S: OMG RELE?
Me: Omg.. You hadnt noticed!
C: You do know what a bird is?
S: i thought they were all the same
Me: Do you know what a seagull is, we get them at school everyday
S: OHHHH Them I thought they were pigeons
Me: God cant you tell a seagull from a pigeon?
S: No. They look the same
*12th January*
S: OMG DID YOU KNOW ITS 2007?
*Few months after my friend has had a fringe put in*
S: OMG YOU HAVE A FRINGE
*Few months after ive dyed my hair*
S: OMG YOUVE DYED YOUR HAIR.. IT LOOKS NICE...
*In geography*
S: DOLPHINS HAVE FEATHERS DONT THEY?
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22175 Posts |
Posted - 27/01/2007 : 04:49:21
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by SoDeliciousx[/i]
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*In geography*
S: DOLPHINS HAVE FEATHERS DONT THEY?
o.0
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(GONTIDK#-) stands for "guy on tram I dont know number -"
GONTIDK#1: Hey *taps my shoulder
Me: Yeah
GONTIDK#1: You know that butterfly and pin thing in your hair
Me: Yeah
GONTIDK#1: Can you like, easily slide the pin out or does it requirea little force??
Me: A little force
GONTIDK#1: Damn, I wanted to pull it out to see if you would notice
Me: Well, I suppose I would
Eileen: Hold up, so not only did you not try it, you asked her about it, ensuring that you would not ba able to try it??
GONTIDK#1: Damn... never thought of that.
*then both my group and his group got on the bus change-over*
GONTIDK#2: Buttefly, I like your hair, its hot.
Me: Uhh... thanks
GONTIDK#3: Yeah, its like, dreadlocks, but not, cause its still curly
GONTIDK#1: Do you wash it??
Me: Yep, dont comb it though
Chryssa: YOU WASH YOUR HAIR?? REALLY??
Me: Chryssa, on schoolies how many times did you see me come out of the shower with wet hair and complain that it was dripping on the floor??
GONTIDK#1: Schoolies, woah, you girls are 18?? Damn, were 16, youre not gonna go out with us are you??
Chryssa: I didnt think that you washed it
Me: Nup, she *reffering to Chryssa* is taken anyway
GONTIDK#1: Damn
GONTIDK#3: Dude, you idiot, we could ahve told them that were 18
Chryssa: Seriously, just because youve come out of the shower with wet hair dosent mean that youve washed it
GONTIDK#1, GONTIDK#2, GONTIDK#3, Eileen and Me: *in unison* Why else would it be wet?? WOAH *stairing at each other*
Chryssa: Umm... im going down to the other end of the bus now... |
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lemon295
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2173 Posts |
Posted - 27/01/2007 : 10:04:35
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lol nice one thechickenhouse (sorry i can't actually remember your name lol is it caz?)
that sounds like it was fun lol
c: *whilst looking at ice after i smash some* wow! sarah it looks like ice!
me: well erm yeah.. that would be because it IS ice!
c: damn i knew that! i meant it was like glass... i was just thinking that it was ice and so its like ice...
me: *giggles* i get you, i get you... |
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