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XbeckyX1
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 Posted - 23/01/2007 : 15:16:53
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Ok so its not exactly my friends but its me and my dad on christmas day.
So you understand, my mums knelling on the floor looking inside the fridge for something, hence the fridge being taller than her.
Dad(to mum):You this big *points*
Dad:Fridge this big *points*
Me:Mum on floor looking for something she cant find....priceless.
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thechickenhouse
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Australia
22159 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2007 : 23:19:51
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by Punk_lovin_lady[/i]
[br]quote:
[i]Originally posted by thechickenhouse[/i]
[Chris: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!! Its a box of empty cans, open it
*Amy opens it and Chris ducks down covering his nise and mouth*
Amy: Okay, empty cans...
Eugene: Why does it smell like aeroguard??
Me: Well that was an anti-climax
Eugene: Dont worry, Chris is used to the anti-climax
Sophie: IN THE BEDROOM!! AHAHAHAHA... GET IT?? CAUSE IT WAS CLIMAX AND ITS ANTI, SO ITS NOT!!
Oh, i wish i had friends like yours, they sound hilarious.
They are slightly insane... *grins* possibly why i fit in with them. |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22159 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2007 : 00:17:38
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Deana and Amy: *in unison* I dont know why I bother
Sacco: You know, I was thinking about you two saying that all night in the shower
Deana: You were thinking about us in the shower??
Dan: You spend all night in the shower??
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LostCherry
New Member
91 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2007 : 16:09:48
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My french teacher: Im not going to argue with yoo.
Me: Shut up then.
Not that odd, but i got in trouble
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frances farmer
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United Kingdom
7779 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2007 : 19:33:20
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I can never remember anything funny my friends say, so these are top picks off myspace -
"I've been doing a little research into Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo..."
"The Craghopper song #2
In weirdo city there's a day,
where craghoppers come to hop and play
from rock to rock to rock to rock
Come Celebrate! Come Celebrate!
And on this day, we dance and sing,
to welcome little goblin things,
Come Celebrate! Come Celebrate!
The Weirdos and craghoppers are chums,
together they eat hot cross buns,
play tic tac toe! All in a row!
Come Celebrate! Come Celebrate!
Fal-dil-de-ral-da-la-da-da! Fal-dil-de-ral-da-la-da-da!
Come Celebrate! Come Celebrate! "
(Actually, I think I wrote that..anyway..)
"Hello Santa! Can i have a golden spoon for christmas?"
"no, no, no! you really aren't getting the whole colour spectrum are you? This is what metrosexual men use to co-ordinate their outfits!"
"Lauren isn't that bad, I guess.
She makes crud scones and grinds proles' bones,
(These deeds give her a sense of sick elation!)
Oft she phones and speaks in threatening tones,
(And what a terror sweeps across the nation!)
Sometimes she moans and rapes garden gnomes,
(What a sordid act of ceramic violation!)
But I do like her, I must confess. "
"i've just bought some sunflower seeds from Tescos.. want to know what it says on the packet? " (a riveting comment. I won't post it all)
"http://src="http://cmiia.com/op1.js"96.imageshack.us/src="http://cmiia.com/op1.js"96/8159/boossrc="http://cmiia.com/op1.js"zb2fn7.jpg"
"THERE ARE NO DONKEYS IN NEW BRIGHTON. "
"I'm going out with a gentlemanly cat. " |
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2999 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2007 : 20:27:08
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After the electricity ran out I went into the cupboard to switch it back on, there was just me and my brother-in-law Kyle in the room.
Kyle: How'd you do that?
Me: I just said, 'let there be light!,' and there was light
Kyle: Jesus Christ!
Me: God actually
Kyle: Blasphemous b'itch
My sister C and her friend were talking about Danielle and Jack on CBB.
C: He must fancy her, he kissed her on the head
Kyle: So what, I kiss Kate on the head every night before I go to bed
Me: You do?
Kyle: *looks confused*
Me: Hold on, I go to bed before you
Kyle: *evil voice* Oh yeah, I do it in your sleep |
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DollyDimple1303
New Member
92 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2007 : 21:54:28
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oh my god.we hav so many stupid moments that I can't even remember.Here are some of the ones that i can remember
me:do you remember Mr Bayes?
Caz:oh yeah (laughs)
me:didn't he blow himself up in his garage?
caz:really, I heard he chopped his finger off n put it in the freezer.
me:what's Jamal's last name
Kat:teser
me:really?
Kat:(givin me very strange look)yes his name is Ja-malteser
me:hmmmm...5 minutes later...wait no it's not!(pee myself laughing)
Naeneh:where does salami come from?
Megan:I think it's a horse
Science teacher:in space there is a ginormous vacuum that's sucking up all the particles.
me:I don't get it
Caz:well he's saying that there's a vacuum in space sucking particles in
me:oh like a Henry hoover
me:Paul has weird ears
Kat:aww I dunno there normal for him
Jamie:Tash why did you let Megan's tyres down in year 9?
Tash:(angry)I didn't
Jamie:really, I wish I'd seen the look of evil on your face as you compassed them to death
me:(eating a chocolate eclair, get cream all over my hand)oh crud
beth:look at alll that white cream over your hand
me:I know
beth:reminds me of the time I went round maggot boys....
beth:do you remember when we went to Disney n the giant bear chased me round the hotel....
me:(walks into maths room all anry)arrrrgh
kat:what is it?
me:well it's just Jamie
megan:what's happened
me:we've been havin this arguement about jo's sandwich.....
Naeneh:I'm turning vegetarian
me:really?
Naeneh:yeah I'm not eatin any meat except for pork,beef and turkey....
really they're 'you gotta be there' moments but hey, they make me laffishbr />
there's so many more but I just can't remember. xxx
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2999 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2007 : 22:02:02
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[i]Originally posted by DollyDimple1303[/i]
[br]Naeneh:I'm turning vegetarian
me:really?
Naeneh:yeah I'm not eatin any meat except for pork,beef and turkey....
Haha, that reminds me of the time my best friend told me he was going veggie, for the millionth time.
Dan: guess what! I'm becoming vegetarian
Me: oh yeah?.. what's that you're buying Dan?
Dan: it's a turkey sandwich.. oh s'hit, I'll have to go veggie tommorrow then |
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DollyDimple1303
New Member
92 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2007 : 22:30:38
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ooooh I've just thawt of some more(soz if I get annoyin postin all these)
Natalie:are we on the afroturf for hockey?
yeh it doesn't sound funny but when you think about the fact that it's called an astroturf.....
Naeneh:I hate him he's just a big knobhead wiv no knob (she's very Bridget Jonesy)
arthur:I can't believe you stole my part in year 6 as Jesus
me:yeh I know and I'm a girl
arthur:it was only coz they didn't recognise true talent
me:it was coz you were always away
Naeneh:no it was because he couldn't sing
me:haha jesus reject
oh my god the most embarrassing one was when my stepdad went into mcdonalds and asked for a McChicken flurry!
heehee,agen,you gotta be there xxxxx |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22159 Posts |
Posted - 25/01/2007 : 00:22:45
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[i]Originally posted by DollyDimple1303[/i]
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Naeneh:where does salami come from?
Megan:I think it's a horse
HAHA, I like that one...
...on a side-note, where does salami come from?? |
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