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Mayflower
Starting Member
27 Posts |
 Posted - 01/01/2007 : 17:58:36
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Is it just me or do your friends also tend to say the most funny/wierd/stupid things sometimes. And why do people tend to say the most stupid things in school(where we are supposed to be smart)?
Here's some examples:
*We're watching this movie about when Jesus died*
In the movie they are saying: And Jesus sent some people out to get this really speciall donkey....
Nemo:*whispers* A donkey! WTF?
Me: How can a donkey be speciall to Jesus?
Isabella: Maybe it was his brother?
All people who heard our little conversation:*Cough*LOL!*cough*
My science teacher: Look! This is gravity! *picks up a book and trows it across the classroom*
Some of my friends are having a spanish test and are getting preperd for it.
Matt: Okey, so whats 'father' in spanish?
Theresa: um..I dunno..
Me: Padre
Matt: Look! Even Johanna knew the answer, and she doesn't know anything!
Me: Hey!
I think he meant that I don't take spanish and therefore dont know anything about it, but it sounded quite mean...
My social studies teacher: Take it easy, I've heard from reliable sources that loads of student have survived highschool.
Toby(which real name is Tobias): *is totally abosorbed by this book he's reading*
Our teacher, Marie: Hello there Tobias. What are you reading?
Toby: fish off, you little....oh, Hi Marie....Ma'am?
If you remember a dialogue like this you might have had with your classmates or teacher or whatever...so post it in here![:D]
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Hipporocks
Junior Member
147 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2007 : 19:27:44
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my best friend once said "the clouds look real today"
lol
xx
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sepultura
Advanced Member
Ireland
13118 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2007 : 19:43:40
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Mine are all when my friends are drunk...I always forget the best ones, being drunk myself, and most of the rest are private jokes.
My favourite one is my friend repeatedly putting her coat on upside down outside a pub then asking me "Why isn't it working?". |
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frances farmer
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7779 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2007 : 19:48:16
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A classic "science teacher" one -
"Stop acting so childish and hand me my slinky!"
My friends are always saying stupid things, I'll be back when I think of some. |
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iloveyoux
New Member
81 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2007 : 20:49:39
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^^ they are all well funny!
i broke my teachers slinky once.
this wa sin sex ed
Teacher:what do sperm need for mobilty?Think about what swimmers need.
My friend: Goggles!
ahaha.
also, in starbucks.
me and my friends were looking at lawrences psp. his backgorund was a big black guy with a gun
rosie: whos that?
lawrence: nelson mandela.
& she believed him
xxx
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22252 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 05:14:20
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Scoolies was the height of great quotes by my friends. A week together with alot of alcohol and youre bound to get alot of stupid quotes. We kept a quote book, and me, being a non-drinker, kept track of all the drunken and non-drunken quotes. So this is the 'best of'
---Drunken---
Eileen: Turn this crud off, put Black Bugs back on
Shanlee: YOU SAID BLACK!! RACIST!!
Barbarella: Everybody... Shanlee farted on the quiche
Shanlee: I was trying to warm it up with natural gas...
Barbarella: Are you undressing me with your eyes??
Shanlee: Yeah... oh... oh... oh Barbara... oh... thing?? I SWEAR IT WAS GOOD UP TO THAT POINT!!
Chryssa: Hey, the sand is warm over here
Melanie: Someone probably poored... CHRYSSAS SITTING IN poor... URRRRRR-INNNNNEEEE ON CHRYSSA'S PANTS, AND ITS NOT CHRYSSAS
Shanlee: *singing* Kira has a fear-a fear-a fear-a of Eileen's thing thing thing thing and Mel is creamy creamy creamy creamy like Eileen's thing thing thing thing
Chryssa: Whats in there??
Barbarella: Its full of Shanlee's poor
Eileen: I know I am
Shnalee: Geez Shanlee, youre really hot, thanks Shanlee, youre hot aswell, how was your day?? Well, my day was pretty good POLICE DOWN!! POLICE DOWN!! EVERYBODY GET DOWN!! EILEEN RUN!!
*She runs into the water (we were on the beach)*
Me: Someone should go get her...
*No-one moves*
*in the distance* "POLICE DOWN!!"
*playing charades*
Shanlee: OH!! MY TURN... GUESS WHO I AM "oh Simon, oh, harder, harder, my name is Chryssa, I love you Simon, hump me harder"
Chryssa: Yes, when im having sex I always say "My name is Chryssa"
Shanlee: Thats it, you people suck, im going to the shop, I have the queen's face on me
*Shanlee has been quiet with her back to us and digging in the sand, she turns around giggling*
Shanlee: Hey Eileen, where are your shoes??
Eileen: Next to me
Shanlee: Hey Kira, where are your shoes??
Me: There *points*
Shanlee: Mel, where are your shoes??
Melanie: Uh, on my feet
Shanlee: Barb, where are your shoes??
Barbarella: In my bag
Shanlee: ...then whose shoes did I bury??
Chryssa: Shanlee, where are your shoes??
Shanlee: Theyre over... OH ***!! OH GOD!! SOME IDIOT BURIED MY SHOES!!
Me: I agree, some idiot did bury your shoes
*Chryssa is dancing to 'cant touch this' when Melanie hits her*
Chryssa: No, Mel, listen to the song, you cant touch this
Melanie: I can touch myselfishbr />Me: Well thats lovely, you go and do that in another room please
Melanie: I wanna do its here
Melanie: I have lines in my fat eye because you punched me in the face
Melanie: Hey Kira, thats my shoe over there on the floor
Me: Well thats great
Melanie: I didnt put it there
Me: Uha
Melanie: *starts crying* WHO PUT MY SHOE THERE!! GUYS THIS IS HORRIBLE...
*Shanlee burps in Eileen's face*
Eileen: Eww
Shanlee: Thats my pickup line
*Shanlee made a line of coco pos on the counter, got a straw and tried to snort them*
Me: ***!! SHANLEE!! *taking sraw off her* Coco pops go in the mouth, not up your nose
Shanlee: I think I have a cold, my nose is blocked
Eileen: Shanlee, dont drink anymore
Shanlee: Thats like telling a man not to beat up on his wife
---Non-Drunken---
Chryssa: OH, LOOK! A HORSE... oh wait... its a tractor
Chryssa: No, guys, we have to be serious about this, if we do that it will draw attention to... you know...
Me: Six girls walking along, in the dark, in a place theyre unfamiliar with, with no general public around...
Shanlee: Naked
Me: No Shanlee, were going to wear clothing tonight
Shanlee: Oh... why??
Chryssa: I dont get it
Me: Its inuendo
Eileen: Hey Chryssa, in-your-endo
Chryssa: It was once, and it really hurt
Shanlee: I was pashing this guy and the whole time I was like "I need to go to the toilet"
Chryssa: GOD, youre both so frigid, except for Kira
Me: Theres only two of us here, so shouldnt you have just called Eileen frigid??
Chryssa: Yeah, but that would ahve been cruel, and I dont want to upset her, and coming right out and calling her frigid, well, I dont knwo how she would react, so yeah, im only saying you are as to not upset her, but I know youre not
Eileen: I am sitting in between the two of you...
Me: Nah, that ones my bag
Eilee: Why??
Me: Well, to begin with... its full of my stuff, not yours... |
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Lovely-Lena
Average Member
United Kingdom
829 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 10:55:51
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Science class.
Teacher: Now is that easier for you, does it float your boat?
Emma:(out loud) That floats my boat.
Emma proceeds to die of embarrassment.
English class.
Watching the movie Deep Blue Sea, a tense scene where the girl talks to the guy and he is angry and says she is using him and never really loved him.
Joni: They are going to get it on any minute.
Me : Shut up.
Joni: Look! look! Ewwwww they are so going to do it and infront of all those people at the BBQ.
Me: I'm trying to watch.
A shark is visable in the background.
Joni : Now the shark wants to join in, get a bit of the action.
Me: Thats sick Joni.
Joni: Don't look at me i'm not the one who wants to have sex with a shark, am i?
Me: I give up, you are truely weird.
Joni: thanks
She carried on talking about "Shark love" for the rest of the day. |
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3021 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 11:11:58
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by Hipporocks[/i]
[br]my best friend once said "the clouds look real today"
lol
xx
Hahaha, we once told one of my friends in college that the marshmallow inside a teacake was actually made of cloud. Her response was, 'No it isn't!! You can't get yummy cloud!!'
Then she went on to tell us how it'd be impossible to put a cloud inside a teacake as you wouldn't get a ladder long enough to get it from the sky. It was cute 'cause she was 18 at the time ^.^ |
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thechickenhouse
Advanced Member
Australia
22252 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 11:16:31
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quote:
[i]Originally posted by ParalysedSleep[/i]
[br]quote:
[i]Originally posted by Hipporocks[/i]
[br]my best friend once said "the clouds look real today"
lol
xx
Hahaha, we once told one of my friends in college that the marshmallow inside a teacake was actually made of cloud. Her response was, 'No it isn't!! You can't get yummy cloud!!'
Then she went on to tell us how it'd be impossible to put a cloud inside a teacake as you wouldn't get a ladder long enough to get it from the sky. It was cute 'cause she was 18 at the time ^.^
Reminds me slightly of the time Nadine said "Dont point because when you point you poke holes in the sky and the birds fall out" |
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ParalysedSleep
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3021 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 14:23:45
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| Haha that's cute [|)] |
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xXxInMyArMsxXx
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7240 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 15:11:51
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We were talking about Saddam Husseins hanging video thing and one of my friends said:
"I'd like to see that, apparently it has good reviews."
and one of my others replied...
"Yeah, that's what i've heard, we should watch it sometime."
I don't even think they were joking. |
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