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| Mayflower |
Posted - 01/01/2007 : 17:58:36
Is it just me or do your friends also tend to say the most funny/wierd/stupid things sometimes. And why do people tend to say the most stupid things in school(where we are supposed to be smart)?
Here's some examples:
*We're watching this movie about when Jesus died*
In the movie they are saying: And Jesus sent some people out to get this really speciall donkey....
Nemo:*whispers* A donkey! WTF?
Me: How can a donkey be speciall to Jesus?
Isabella: Maybe it was his brother?
All people who heard our little conversation:*Cough*LOL!*cough*
My science teacher: Look! This is gravity! *picks up a book and trows it across the classroom*
Some of my friends are having a spanish test and are getting preperd for it.
Matt: Okey, so whats 'father' in spanish?
Theresa: um..I dunno..
Me: Padre
Matt: Look! Even Johanna knew the answer, and she doesn't know anything!
Me: Hey!
I think he meant that I don't take spanish and therefore dont know anything about it, but it sounded quite mean...
My social studies teacher: Take it easy, I've heard from reliable sources that loads of student have survived highschool.
Toby(which real name is Tobias): *is totally abosorbed by this book he's reading*
Our teacher, Marie: Hello there Tobias. What are you reading?
Toby: fish off, you little....oh, Hi Marie....Ma'am?
If you remember a dialogue like this you might have had with your classmates or teacher or whatever...so post it in here![:D]
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| BaybeeGurl1992 |
Posted - 16/11/2008 : 15:40:17
My friend was talking about when she was in Florida, and she goes; 'Yeah, I was watching this thing, it was like an American version of Friends!'
Haha, funny. |
| Natalie_. |
Posted - 15/11/2008 : 12:19:41
My newest revelation before we went to Florida in the summer. I feel that makes a difference :P
'Oh my God mum, Flo Rida actually spells Florida if you put it together!' |
| -*-natalie-*- |
Posted - 08/11/2008 : 21:53:51
Jenny: I really can't do this
Me: Ne Meither
*jenny cracks up*
Me: what?
jenny: you just said Ne Meither instead of Me Neither
Me: did I?
Jenny: yes
Me: hahahahaha....that sounds like Lee Mead. |
| -*-natalie-*- |
Posted - 08/11/2008 : 21:48:57
science teacher: *blah blah blah uninteresting waffle blah blah blah* Mr Tooley has a big package *blah blah blah uninteresting waffle*
he got it in the post apparently ;) |
| lizzy915 |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 10:43:43
whenever anyone ends a sentence with "Toutch wood" they hit me on the head XP
lol and a young enterprise representative was telling me how to make a sucessful business and he said "A sucessful business is very much like an aeroplane", he was staring at me and i tried SO HARD not to laugh,but i failed |
| Racheyella |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 20:32:21
I get loads from my Physics teacher:
"Imagine you're going out with someone, which is probably hypothetical for most of you.."
"That's strange, I just heard a high pitched noise in my ear..must be the voices telling me to kill people again."
"I mean, you could probably write "Your Mum" as the title, and the examiner wouldn't care"
And then there's one from Lauren:
"There's an octopus in the toilet!"
Then she thought an octopus had 6 legs :D |
| prettyinpunk1 |
Posted - 05/11/2008 : 16:31:29
Time to bring this back :)
My mum comes out with some stupid things...
I was explaining to her that the drinks are 90p in this club I go to.
Mum: 90p?
Me: Yup
Mum: As in... alcopops?
Me: Yeah
Mum: Have they got alcohol in them?
LOL!
And then this morning, she was been watching the US voting thingy whatever its called. Then she didn't know what Obama's name was even though she wanted him to win. She was like.. whats his name? Is Obama his first name? No actually I think it's Barrick Orama yeah that't, Barrick Orama. LOL and I had to tell her his name even though I haven't been following it lmao. |
| prettyinpunk1 |
Posted - 18/08/2008 : 12:35:43
I've just spent the last 11 days with my friend on holiday and she comes out with the silliest things. She's like a two year old, 'why's that man doing that' 'why why why' and it drove me crazy ahaa.
And lots of funny things happened.
We were in a greek club and they were playing foreign music.
Mate: Why aren't they playing english music? I want some english music stupid foreign music, i don't like it.
Another time:
My mate said 'There aren't any engnlish people here, just us. Why are there so many foreign people? I don't like it, i dont understand what they're saying'
I was like 'Urmmm maybe cos we're in a foreign country'
Me: You have black on your head. (she had this huge mark across her face)
Mate: What?
Me: You have black on your face.
Mate: I don't get it.
Me: You have a black mark across your head.
Mate: I still dont get it.
How more simpler could i have made it lolz.
Hm she said loads of funny things but i cant remember right now. |
| -x-NIKKI-x- |
Posted - 18/08/2008 : 03:24:15
*At a football match with my friend amber, the match hadnt even started yet and we were watching the players warm up. Ball suddenly comes flying into the stand but not really anywhere near us.*
Amber : If anymore footballs get kicked AT ALL ANYWHERE for the rest of the game, I'm leaving."
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| Inscented |
Posted - 17/08/2008 : 15:23:23
*coach to Alton Towers*
Minoprio - Abi, Abi look! Sheepies!
Me - What?
Minoprio - Sheepies in the field!
Me - Who pees in the field?
Minoprio - ....
Me - OH. AHAHAROFL.
I actually can't think of anymore right now.
For the record, Minoprio's actually a teacher, aha. |
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