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Red Card 06/10/2008
We almost choked on our toast this morning when we discovered Columbian soap star Elisa Sanchez turned down a date with our fave footballing fittie, Cristiano Ronaldo, because she thought he was gay! Is she mad?!

Elisa explained how Cristiano tried to chat her up during his recent holiday in LA, but because he was wearing such skimpy shorts and was so obsessed with his tan, she presumed he was gay.

“He was really red, like he had been laying out in the sun too long, and kept putting oil on himself all the time,” she said. “He was wearing these tiny little swimming pants. The way he was preening himself was hilarious. I had absolutely no idea who he was — and we were all convinced he was gay. He winked at me and tried to chat me up but I don’t speak English well. So I just said ‘sorry’ and walked away.”

Hmm, we guess she has a point, Cristiano isn’t exactly the manliest of men… but nevertheless he’s HOT! We wish we’d seen him in his skimpy shorts!

Swoon at Cristiano in MKP's gallery

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